You're Mexican If.....

[SATX210]

You threaten to kill people

que chingado quieres pinche buey?! dale chine muchachos!!!

 

[SATX210]

you are mexicano if you drive a e-ford ranger, a cheby, or a Onda sivek.

en donde estan las pincas?

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

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[revrider1 5,000+ posts]

Arriba, Arriba...

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

Wemens, is teh weird...

 

[SuperTrooper 10+ year member]

I could't beleive it when a buddy of mine on here PM'ed me complaining about this thread.( He's spanish) I told him chill dude most of the guys on there are spanish anyways, there just having fun and talking shhit. He says all serious and shiit, Man it aint funny. I had my English teacher at school last year ask me. Jesus whats the difference between "choice" and the word "choose"? And he got all exited he actually new the answer. He said he raised his hand real high and said teach I know this one. The word choice means you made a decision on something. Like you made the choice to come to school today. Then he told the teach and choose is what I wear on my feet each day to school. He said all the kids made fun of him and he ran out the classroom and never came back. Man, Thats screwed up.

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

This Thread = Teh Win //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/cool.gif.3bcaf8f141236c00f8044d07150e34f7.gif lol

 

[Ricky616 10+ year member]

I could't beleive it when a buddy of mine on here PM'ed me complaining about this thread.( He's spanish) I told him chill dude most of the guys on there are spanish anyways, there just having fun and talking shhit. He says all serious and shiit, Man it aint funny. I had my English teacher at school last year ask me. Jesus whats the difference between "choice" and the word "choose"? And he got all exited he actually new the answer. He said he raised his hand real high and said teach I know this one. The word choice means you made a decision on something. Like you made the choice to come to school today. Then he told the teach and choose is what I wear on my feet each day to school. He said all the kids made fun of him and he ran out the classroom and never came back. Man, Thats screwed up.

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[CarlosV 10+ year member]

Du yu spik iinglich?

>

>Unos compadres se van a Houston de wetbacks y no

>hablan inglés.

>Llega uno de ellos todo torcido por el viaje en la

>troka" y se

>queja con el otro compadre:

>

>Oiga compadre tengo un dolor pero "perrón" en la

>"muñeca" que se me sube

>pa'rriba hasta el "conejo", luego como que se retacha

>pa'tras y pega en la "paleta" y de ahí pa'rriba hasta

>las "sienes" compadre. El compadre contesta: "Untate

>mentolato y no estes fregando."

>

>El compadre insiste en que lo lleve al doctor, porque

>el dolor esta muy severo y el compadre más o menos

>habla Ingles.

>

>Llegan los compadres al Mercifull Hospital y se

>entrevistan con el Dr

>

>"Explicale mi dolencia" dice el compadre adolorido.

>"Usté si habla algo de inglich compadre."

>

>El compadre leído en inglés, inicia la explicación:

>

>"Look Doitor, aquí mi "Withfather" tiene un pain bien

>"dogy" que begun in the "left doll" and then run up to

>the "rabbit". And from the "rabbit" como que "take"

>pa' la "bakward" until the "lollipop" y luego agarra,

>pesca y get pa'rriba and finish in the "one hundreds"

>de los dos lados..."

>

>El doctor en tono molesto le reprende:

>"You are mental retarded!"

>Y el compadre leido le explica al otro:

>"¿Ya ves compadre? !Que te pongas mentolato retearto!"

>

 

[Ricky616 10+ year member]

Du yu spik iinglich?>

>Unos compadres se van a Houston de wetbacks y no

>hablan inglés.

>Llega uno de ellos todo torcido por el viaje en la

>troka" y se

>queja con el otro compadre:

>

>Oiga compadre tengo un dolor pero "perrón" en la

>"muñeca" que se me sube

>pa'rriba hasta el "conejo", luego como que se retacha

>pa'tras y pega en la "paleta" y de ahí pa'rriba hasta

>las "sienes" compadre. El compadre contesta: "Untate

>mentolato y no estes fregando."

>

>El compadre insiste en que lo lleve al doctor, porque

>el dolor esta muy severo y el compadre más o menos

>habla Ingles.

>

>Llegan los compadres al Mercifull Hospital y se

>entrevistan con el Dr

>

>"Explicale mi dolencia" dice el compadre adolorido.

>"Usté si habla algo de inglich compadre."

>

>El compadre leído en inglés, inicia la explicación:

>

>"Look Doitor, aquí mi "Withfather" tiene un pain bien

>"dogy" que begun in the "left doll" and then run up to

>the "rabbit". And from the "rabbit" como que "take"

>pa' la "bakward" until the "lollipop" y luego agarra,

>pesca y get pa'rriba and finish in the "one hundreds"

>de los dos lados..."

>

>El doctor en tono molesto le reprende:

>"You are mental retarded!"

>Y el compadre leido le explica al otro:

>"¿Ya ves compadre? !Que te pongas mentolato retearto!"

>

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rotflol.gif.b453361716769b8110ddefc85ff03cd2.gif **** thats a long joke lol

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

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