Your most embarassing moment/s.......

[JAZN 5,000+ posts]

I was in high school, playing the stupid "penis game" where you see who can say penis the loudest without getting caught. So after taking turns, I'm about to yell penis and the classroom goes dead silent and I yell out penis. I got in trouble.

Not me but one of my friends didn't do his homework, so he asked another friend to send it to him. Being the genius that he is, he turned it in without even changing the name.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Ever have your mom walk in on an orgy at 3 a.m. when she should be asleep...?yeah...

well i never have either, but i bet its embarassing

 

[Chevyaudio 5,000+ posts]

He is probly just happy you aren't gay //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

why would my GF dad be concerned if im Gay

you my man are //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Nice thread, so lets keep it alive.

When I was about 18, which seems ages ago now, I was into baseball card shows at the mall. So bought some and was looking through what I bought and was with a bunch of my friends. So I am walking and looking at the same time, not so smart to do. I then walk right into one of those cigerette containers where you put your ashes out. When I got up everyone was laughing, hell even a lady next to me dropped her coffee. I then get up quick as to act like no big deal,go to the bathroom and my brown hair is all grey like I just vaporized someone. Kinda looked like Taylor hicks, lol

 

[ramos 5,000+ posts]

Alright I didnt wana say mine but Im gonna do it.

I was piss drunk and its like... 4AM on a saturday morning. I get droppd off at my appartment and im so drunk i try to crawl up the stairs... to only make it half way up... and my pants slowly slide down along with my boxers. So there I am pants almost to my knees and Im passed out. 6AM hits.... WELL my apparement is right above where the main office is of my appartment complex, well the lady that works there came in and saw me like that and called the cops.

The cop comes and wakes me up luckly i know the cop and so I pull my pants up and make it inside and pass out in my bed.

That must have sucked //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

Way back when, while I was a youngster fresh out of college. We used to have parties pretty much every Friday night on through Sunday afternoon or when ever we ran out of money or alcohol //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif One night we got a hold of a LARGE quantity of everclear, and decided to make green god d@mn //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif We went to Kmart ( no wally world yet ) and bought 5 of the biggest trash cans they had. We ended up with a couple hundred gallons, which made for quite the party //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif So needless to say the longer the night went, the drunker I got. On about 4 or 5 in the morning we were standing out front. I told my friend " man this was a great party, But I need to go home and get some rest " He said that was cool and he would catch me later. I went and got in my car and started it up. Fiddled with the radio a little and lit up a cigarrette. Then I heard knocking on the window. I rolled down my window and several of my friends were standing there. I asked what was up. And one of them asked " Dude, where ya going ? " I told him home, I needed to get some sleep. He then laughed and said " Dude, this is your house " //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/blush.gif.99bc659ee2012b7d826165e26fb5eebe.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif I still get heckled about that to this day. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

disclaimer

I did not, nor do I ever drink and drive. disclaimer

 

[ramos 5,000+ posts]

D@mn pos work comp. Double post, sorry //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[chubby 10+ year member]

That must have sucked //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif
Way back when, while I was a youngster fresh out of college. We used to have parties pretty much every Friday night on through Sunday afternoon or when ever we ran out of money or alcohol //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif One night we got a hold of a LARGE quantity of everclear, and decided to make green god d@mn //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif We went to Kmart ( no wally world yet ) and bought 5 of the biggest trash cans they had. We ended up with a couple hundred gallons, which made for quite the party //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif So needless to say the longer the night went, the drunker I got. On about 4 or 5 in the morning we were standing out front. I told my friend " man this was a great party, But I need to go home and get some rest " He said that was cool and he would catch me later. I went and got in my car and started it up. Fiddled with the radio a little and lit up a cigarrette. Then I heard knocking on the window. I rolled down my window and several of my friends were standing there. I asked what was up. And one of them asked " Dude, where ya going ? " I told him home, I needed to get some sleep. He then laughed and said " Dude, this is your house " //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/blush.gif.99bc659ee2012b7d826165e26fb5eebe.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif I still get heckled about that to this day. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

disclaimer

I did not, nor do I ever drink and drive. disclaimer

a couple HUNDRED gallons? i dont believe it.

 

[ramos 5,000+ posts]

a couple HUNDRED gallons? i dont believe it.

Dude, we're talking about the mid 80's man. Liquor was a lot cheaper then. 5 cases of everclear split between 30 people was pretty cheap. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[Phatillusion 5,000+ posts]

Dude, we're talking about the mid 80's man. Liquor was a lot cheaper then. 5 cases of everclear split between 30 people was pretty cheap. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

You don't have to explain yourself. Chubby just got a red dot for questioning your authority.

 

[jimmclrk1 10+ year member]

You don't have to explain yourself. Chubby just got a red dot for questioning your authority.

Hahahaha. That made me laugh.

 

[theCybe 5,000+ posts]

omg, I got negged for that. Stephanie, is that you!?!? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[ProjectPat06 10+ year member]

I'm a wrestler in highschool and I'm pretty good...got 2nd in the state a month ago...ne ways we had a match at our school and most of the kids I wrestle with I kill so I really didn't prepare mentally and kind of dazed off...ne ways these fine *** girls come in and they get my attention //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif . After fantasizing over them for almost 20 mins its my turn to wrestle...I take off my warmup stuff and go out on the mat, little did I know I had a ****in monster boner that was extremely noticeable...may I remind u in wrestling its just u and the other guy on that mat while everyone is watching...yea I wrestled the match ne way with a boner and some people prolly thought I was gay...pretty embarassing if u ask me...especially in that tight singlet...

 

[Johnny Drama 5,000+ posts]

why would my GF dad be concerned if im Gay
you my man are //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

OH, I thought you said your dad. LOL

He is probly just denying it in his mind, his little girl is pure //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

 

[ramos 5,000+ posts]

I'm a wrestler in highschool and I'm pretty good...got 2nd in the state a month ago...ne ways we had a match at our school and most of the kids I wrestle with I kill so I really didn't prepare mentally and kind of dazed off...ne ways these fine *** girls come in and they get my attention //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif . After fantasizing over them for almost 20 mins its my turn to wrestle...I take off my warmup stuff and go out on the mat, little did I know I had a ****in monster boner that was extremely noticeable...may I remind u in wrestling its just u and the other guy on that mat while everyone is watching...yea I wrestled the match ne way with a boner and some people prolly thought I was gay...pretty embarassing if u ask me...especially in that tight singlet...

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif :laugh: That's a classic there man. Sounds like movie material //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[mattf 5,000+ posts]

I'm a wrestler in highschool and I'm pretty good...got 2nd in the state a month ago...ne ways we had a match at our school and most of the kids I wrestle with I kill so I really didn't prepare mentally and kind of dazed off...ne ways these fine *** girls come in and they get my attention //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif . After fantasizing over them for almost 20 mins its my turn to wrestle...I take off my warmup stuff and go out on the mat, little did I know I had a ****in monster boner that was extremely noticeable...may I remind u in wrestling its just u and the other guy on that mat while everyone is watching...yea I wrestled the match ne way with a boner and some people prolly thought I was gay...pretty embarassing if u ask me...especially in that tight singlet...

omg that would be terrible. lol. I can see how that would be embarrassing.