You might be a douchebag if...

[Fusion_FREAK 10+ year member]

If you talk on your phone obnoxiously loud everywhere you go

Or the douchebag sitting in line talking on his Nextel 2 way. Turn that shit down, we don't want to here how your buddy ****ed some ***** last night and came on her face. (Actual true story, was sitting in line at the auro parts store a couple weeks ago.

You might be a douchebag if you drive 65mph in the fast lane on the expressway while texting and smoking a cigarette at the same time..

I like doing 60 in the fast lane after some douchebag is on my *** while I'm going ~85.

 

[kombat96 10+ year member]

If you start threads like this...lol

 

[btdickey99 5,000+ posts]

you're too funny.........lol. he just bagged a skank tonight. She just gave him the herp.

I fixed the quote on page 4

 

[T9X 10+ year member]

If you start threads like this...lol

^ My thoughts exactly.

 

[jdawg90 10+ year member]

oh also if you say "bro" or "werd"

"werd" really pisses me off... and it seems like the people that say it manage to say it twice in every sentence

 

[Fusion_FREAK 10+ year member]

oh also if you say "bro" or "werd"
"werd" really pisses me off... and it seems like the people that say it manage to say it twice in every sentence

werd bro

 

[tonyroc14 10+ year member]

if you call someone a "douche canoe," you might be a douche bag...

 

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

werd bro

word indeed

 

[dan7532 10+ year member]

Or the douchebag sitting in line talking on his Nextel 2 way. Turn that shit down, we don't want to here how your buddy ****ed some ***** last night and came on her face.

I laugh when I hear stuff like this.

Srsly, why all the hate in this thread?

 

[kovemaster559 5,000+ posts]

you would ber a douche if you DIDNT have/do those things.

true !

 

[Speedbump3]

Wear visor backwards and upside down.

 

[Proximity 10+ year member]

own a boat, a jeep Wrangler, or one of those Pontiac Solstace's

Where I work some guy owns a tanning salon (go figure) and drives one of those. He parks diagonally and shit in straight in parking like he's driving a ****ing ferrari. I want to catch this guy walking to his car and mention he's driving a $30k (at best) pontiac.

 

[2000LaDe 10+ year member]

 

[2000LaDe 10+ year member]

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

I like doing 60 in the fast lane after some douchebag is on my *** while I'm going ~85.

HAHA I am also guilty of this besides the lounge it is my second favorite method of douchebaggery //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

I have no problem moving over when there is room and I won't have to slow down to 60 to get it done but if you ride my *** without giving me a few seconds to get over you will be stuck behind me the whole way into town //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif