You might be a douchebag if...

[KHARPS 10+ year member]

You're a douche if you were wristbands when you go out

 

[toolfan89 10+ year member]

if your name is toolfan89 //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

Another douche feature is toothpicks in their mouth.

Those are handy after eating barbecue. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[jdawg90 10+ year member]

If you talk on your phone obnoxiously loud everywhere you go

 

[KHARPS 10+ year member]

if you wear jeans with huge holes in them

 

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

If you talk on your phone obnoxiously loud everywhere you go

+1

 

[PsychoTheRapist 5,000+ posts]

You might be a douchebag if you drive 65mph in the fast lane on the expressway while texting and smoking a cigarette at the same time..

 

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

You have a gay nickname that ends in a "y".

**** yeah mine ends with an IE hahahaha!

 

[mcsoul 10+ year member]

You wear a Kangaroo hat or a rasta hat. You play Hacky sac or bongos.

 

[Fusion_FREAK 10+ year member]

yeah but I'm afraid I'm going to have to cut to gob job seeking. or they will look at me and laugh. reason i like the mullet is because .its a older 80 haircut!

You're a cutie. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

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[djman37 5,000+ posts]

Amen! I hate that wireless dick on the sides of people's heads!

blue tooth ear pieces!!!

Those people are known around me as blue-tools.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[kovemaster559 5,000+ posts]

o shit my tit almost fell out!

 

[Lingerfelt 10+ year member]

You might be a douchebag if you drive 65mph in the fast lane on the expressway while texting and smoking a cigarette at the same time..

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Or if you drive in 5-6 car clusters in the rain because you're too afraid to do the speed limit.

 

[btdickey99 5,000+ posts]

you might be a douche bag if you post a picture of yourself after loosing thr V card, rather than the girl

fixed

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

you might be a douche bag if

you're too funny.........lol. he just bagged a skank tonight. She just gave him the herp.