yo have you ever

[boltpride 10+ year member]

How about white tequila first then during drunken *** I accidently went back door and she just moaned louder. Wondered why it got tight all the sudden. Not my finest moment.

lmao this happened to me also. Only time ive piitb. My gf wont let me. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

how many of you have put it in the girls *** and had problems???
see poll

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What about a guys ass, can we still vote?

 

[Fiercetimbo17 10+ year member]

I was ****ing my ex doggy and saw dried up shit in her ***...I couldn't finish after that. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

****ing sick i would throw up on the bishs back then told her to clean all that shit up...then told her to walk to **** home and never come back.

You did say your ex so maybe this is what you did?

 

[slim8605 10+ year member]

****ing sick i would throw up on the bishs back then told her to clean all that shit up...then told her to walk to **** home and never come back.
You did say your ex so maybe this is what you did?

We weren't together at the time. It was just a quick ****. It was seriously the worst ****** experience I've ever had. My dick went limp and I just told her I was tired and she left after that.

 

[Fiercetimbo17 10+ year member]

**** that sucks, one time i was banging this chick, first time ive ever banged her or even hung out with her.

We started having ***, maybe 2-3 mins in tops she starts moaning realllly loud and then i feel a waterfall of something all over my area and on the bed.

She laughs and said haha your going to need to take and shower and wash your sheets after were done.

She legit squirted like half a gallon all over me and my $200 sheets.

My penis instantly went limp and i was like im done lets take you home.

Never called her again.

 

[slim8605 10+ year member]

**** that sucks, one time i was banging this chick, first time ive ever banged her or even hung out with her.We started having ***, maybe 2-3 mins in tops she starts moaning realllly loud and then i feel a waterfall of something all over my area and on the bed.

She laughs and said haha your going to need to take and shower and wash your sheets after were done.

She legit squirted like half a gallon all over me and my $200 sheets.

My penis instantly went limp and i was like im done lets take you home.

Never called her again.

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I would have freaked out thinking she pissed on me. One of my friends dated a chick and she was a squirter. He said it was gross as hell the first time she did it but I guess he got used to it.

I would have made that chick buy me new sheets if I were you

 

[Fiercetimbo17 10+ year member]

Yea i should have, but my current girlfriend will everyonce in a while but im use to that.

But hers was like hurricane katrina going on in my bed.

 

[Rashaddd 5,000+ posts]

wtf does the last option mean

 

[slim8605 10+ year member]

Yea i should have, but my current girlfriend will everyonce in a while but im use to that. But hers was like hurricane katrina going on in my bed.

Invest in a snorkel and go to work on her.

 

[slim8605 10+ year member]

wtf does the last option mean

I'm glad I'm not the only one

 

[thegreatestpenn 5,000+ posts]

Make ur girl take an enema before going anal. or at least clean it out for like half an hour. A ***** or buttplug to loosen it up is a good idea too

 

[Loud3 10+ year member]

I'm so tempted to put a pic up.

 

[Jeremy M 10+ year member]

I cant have anal with my girlfriend, weve tried tons of times, never any poop or anything but ive never got very far in always hurts wayyy to much.

your doing it all wrong. your PNS needs to go in her butt. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[cobra65427289 10+ year member]

Hahahaha, some of you need to look up pink sock in the urban dictionary.

Anal with the current GF once, she let me finish and said no more afterwards. She said it just feels like she's taking a huge shit the whole time. Its enough to make me not want to do that with her again. Last thing I want is for her to think of taking a shit while we're getting down.

 

[Stephen_c 10+ year member]

I'm so tempted to put a pic up.

your girlfriend does not have a *** //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif