Yay For New Girlfriend!!! *pics Inside Horndogs*

[bibby 5,000+ posts]

She got her good genes from here dad.

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[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

i had *** once with a chick who had every single std but they cancelled each other out. her std's were so bad that they killed her pubic lice

 

[bibby 5,000+ posts]

Man, that sounded gay.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

i had *** once with a chick who had every single std but they cancelled each other out. her std's were so bad that they killed her pubic lice

They called that Ninja in Florida.

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

A little bitter sounding. But accurate nonetheless.

Bitter? I just think its true. Especially where I live. Girls will say anything and everything to manipulate you into thinking what they want. Its the reason Im currently dating a girl, and not going out with her...been almost two months and never been questioned.

 

[crazy4ozs]

Wait a minute, the story of how you met her doesnt make ANY sense. You came back home you were chillin with a girl, then this girl calls you and you talk for an hour? So the first girl hooked you up with the second? But you havent met her yet? Just trying to fill in the blanks.

not quite, the girl that i was "hanging" with is pruerly a friend...she knew that i had just gotten out of a relationship and just wanted to keep my company, shes not very hot anyway...so while were shooting some pool my new gf calls...me and my friend pass the phone around for about an hour...then we decide to meet...and that was it

but yes ive seen her...i spent all last weekend with her...and she will be in Decatur later this afternoon...here all weekend as well...anymore questions?

 

[adio 5,000+ posts]

I hope she doesnt wear that much make-up every day...
B*tch would ruin my clothes....

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[crazy4ozs]

okay, and to clear up the whole STD thing...she is a cardiac surgeon...she HAS to get checked for any blood born pathogens every three weeks...aka, none so far...and ya, she could be lying to me...but why would i assume that? im not going to jump out of the gate and assume shes a liar...not a smart idea when it comes to women

 

[OoMesKoO 10+ year member]

Did her jet pull up yet?

 

[crazy4ozs]

ill let you know when i pick her up from the airport...be awaiting pictures non-believers

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

not quite, the girl that i was "hanging" with is pruerly a friend...she knew that i had just gotten out of a relationship and just wanted to keep my company, shes not very hot anyway...so while were shooting some pool my new gf calls...me and my friend pass the phone around for about an hour...then we decide to meet...and that was it
but yes ive seen her...i spent all last weekend with her...and she will be in Decatur later this afternoon...here all weekend as well...anymore questions?

No, I was just wondering, cuz the first time you told the story it didnt make any sense. This time when you explained it, it was way more clear.

okay, and to clear up the whole STD thing...she is a cardiac surgeon...she HAS to get checked for any blood born pathogens every three weeks...aka, none so far...and ya, she could be lying to me...but why would i assume that? im not going to jump out of the gate and assume shes a liar...not a smart idea when it comes to women

Id believe it, in the military we were check once a year. Well, most of us. Mostly for AIDS/HIV though.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

not quite, the girl that i was "hanging" with is pruerly a friend...she knew that i had just gotten out of a relationship and just wanted to keep my company, shes not very hot anyway...so while were shooting some pool my new gf calls...me and my friend pass the phone around for about an hour...then we decide to meet...and that was it
but yes ive seen her...i spent all last weekend with her...and she will be in Decatur later this afternoon...here all weekend as well...anymore questions?

yes i have a question

if i drive to decatur can i have *** with her and will you be supply condoms and spermicide?

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

What a pathetic *** post.

Go put your head in an oven.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

What a pathetic *** post.
Go put your head in an oven.

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[Ignatowski 5,000+ posts]

I remember when that girl was tight bro,she gets around