Yay For New Girlfriend!!! *pics Inside Horndogs*

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

my head hurtz.

i bet her pussy is hurting right now.

 

[tEh koRnDog 5,000+ posts]

i bet her pussy is hurting right now.

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[elementxero 10+ year member]

Makes perfect sense to post pics of his gf if she's hot on this forum. Everything is all about pseudo-material ownership to obtain props; shit like SQ or SPL. This is no different than posting pics of your termlab numbers. Noone can experience it or even really cares but its just another hat in the ego-ring.

In closing, hot, but I have never met a bi chick that wasn't ****ING annoying as hell. Not saying that's the case, but if the future shall resemble the past, that chick is intolerable.

 

[Silver 10+ year member]

hey guys, so i have a new gf, for those of you who know my story i got screwed with my past gf (She cheated on me), so ya that sucked, but i have a new girlfriend now, here is a non physical description of her below...
1.Shes was a Victoria Secret Model

2.Shes a MOM with twins

3. She has atleast 2 plastic surgeys

4.Shes Bi

5.Shes filthy Stinking Rich (shes flying up in her private jet to see me on fri, lol)

BUT THE BEST PART OF ALL OF THIS IS, IS THAT NONE OF THAT MATTERS TO ME, SHE IS THE MOST DOWN TO EARTH PERSON YOU WILL EVER MEET! GREAT GIRL!!

Someone that looks that good needs to fly out to see someone?

u = crazy. pray its not some ******.

 

[sue bee 10+ year member]

Makes perfect sense to post pics of his gf if she's hot on this forum. Everything is all about pseudo-material ownership to obtain props; shit like SQ or SPL. This is no different than posting pics of your termlab numbers. Noone can experience it or even really cares but its just another hat in the ego-ring.
In closing, hot, but I have never met a bi chick that wasn't ****ING annoying as hell. Not saying that's the case, but if the future shall resemble the past, that chick is intolerable.

your brain is good.

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

Did you ever stop to think WHY a finass girl like this would date a schmuck like you who spends time online posting pictures of a girl he wants to bone?

1.)Shes got miles on that cooter, no doubts about that

2.)Shes down to earth NOW..remember dumbass, she is a model...down to earth and model never works in the same sentence. Only a matter of time

3.)She has kids, regardless of what you think, theres a reason shes latching onto a dude who will deal with kids.

4.)Shes 23, kids, surgery, model....that ***** has been railed more times than the Tokyo subway system.

5.)You WILL get an STD from this girl.

6.)I'd date her for a week. **** her hella times, and end it all with a dog-in-the-bathtub, and then jizz on her face.

7.)Your a dumbass for thinking this will last.

 

[937DYTBOI 5,000+ posts]

she looks nice but im not a make up man, i want natural beauty, but have fun with your new mate

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

she looks nice but im not a make up man, i want natural beauty, but have fun with your new mate

how come i thought of down with the clown and icp after i read this? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Someone that looks that good needs to fly out to see someone?
u = crazy. pray its not some ******.

a ******? a female ****** that looks like that? As long as she didnt kill me, id let her "****" me. not up the butt though

Did you ever stop to think WHY a finass girl like this would date a schmuck like you who spends time online posting pictures of a girl he wants to bone?
1.)Shes got miles on that cooter, no doubts about that

2.)Shes down to earth NOW..remember dumbass, she is a model...down to earth and model never works in the same sentence. Only a matter of time

3.)She has kids, regardless of what you think, theres a reason shes latching onto a dude who will deal with kids.

4.)Shes 23, kids, surgery, model....that ***** has been railed more times than the Tokyo subway system.

5.)You WILL get an STD from this girl.

6.)I'd date her for a week. **** her hella times, and end it all with a dog-in-the-bathtub, and then jizz on her face.

7.)Your a dumbass for thinking this will last.

hahaha. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

whats end with a doginbathtub.

and why did you mention tokyo, makes me all :wtc:

 

[pitbull12888]

Did you ever stop to think WHY a finass girl like this would date a schmuck like you who spends time online posting pictures of a girl he wants to bone?
1.)Shes got miles on that cooter, no doubts about that

2.)Shes down to earth NOW..remember dumbass, she is a model...down to earth and model never works in the same sentence. Only a matter of time

3.)She has kids, regardless of what you think, theres a reason shes latching onto a dude who will deal with kids.

4.)Shes 23, kids, surgery, model....that ***** has been derailed more times than the Tokyo subway system.

5.)You WILL get an STD from this girl.

6.)I'd date her for a week. **** her hella times, and end it all with a dog-in-the-bathtub, and then jizz on her face.

7.)Your a dumbass for thinking this will last.

edited for accuracy haha

 

[mattmcss 10+ year member]

I want to follow this story.

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

well, actually if u can believe it...90% of all her past bfs cheated on her...dont ask me y any1 would but ya...so shes been cheated on more than me...and i no that i wont cheat on her...she has never cheated on any1...so, ya

OH.MY.GOD......You are SO not women-savvy.

All girls lie. She may say she never "cheated" on anyone, because she may have a different definition of cheating. Girls are ****ing retarded like that. Some girls just don't count guys they ****ed. Some girls will lie to get what they want-in this case a guy who is willing to put up with some 23yr ho who has kids and plastic surgery.

Dude this has 3weeks then breakup written all over it. She KNOWS shes too hot for you, she has the upperhand here. In relationships its all about who has the power, and you my friend, do not have it. You will be going to HER, not visa versa.

Do not believe what any girl says...EVER...

 

[skadude016 5,000+ posts]

anybody notice anything funky with his head? lol

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

OH.MY.GOD......You are SO not women-savvy.
All girls lie. She may say she never "cheated" on anyone, because she may have a different definition of cheating. Girls are ****ing retarded like that. Some girls just don't count guys they ****ed. Some girls will lie to get what they want-in this case a guy who is willing to put up with some 23yr ho who has kids and plastic surgery.

Dude this has 3weeks then breakup written all over it. She KNOWS shes too hot for you, she has the upperhand here. In relationships its all about who has the power, and you my friend, do not have it. You will be going to HER, not visa versa.

Do not believe what any girl says...EVER...

A little bitter sounding. But accurate nonetheless.

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

My g/f> yours

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