Wut, wut

[azz_tappin 10+ year member]

in my butt?

Okay, so the other day my homie hooks me up with some sweet mids. I really had always just went with the cheaper stuff since, as you know, I don't inhale. I thought it would not make much of a difference.

I wuz wrong boyz. I think just the contact with my lips alone was enough to really have me rockin.' We started watching Southpark and they had that crazy cover of "wut, wut" goin. I guess the weedz had me ready to let loose because I got up and started shaking my *** and singing along with the TV.

Before long one of the guys who I know from juvie said "yeah, I wanna do it in your butt." At the time I really did not give a shit due the effects of the weed and some gin and juice that I had lifted off the momz. But now I am really starting to wonder whether my brother wuz really hittin on me or he was just geeting into Southpark like I was. Not sure how I feel about this -- I thnk that I have completely come down off the high at this point.

What it do?!

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[OoMesKoO 10+ year member]

Wow.

Your a loser.

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

you get the best stories...

 

[azz_tappin 10+ year member]

Wow.

Your a loser.

That really does not help me with my problem now does it?

 

[Pl8er 5,000+ posts]

Two things are very certain here.

1. you are queer

2. it is most likely genetic as it sounds like other members of your family are also queer.

By the way, if that is you in the avatar, you look like Vanilla Ice.

PS. Your location sounds about right "in the dirty" Just keep telling yourself that it wasn't your fault. He was drunk, daddy didn't meant it.

 

[OoMesKoO 10+ year member]

that will solve your problems.

Use accordingly.

 

[OoMesKoO 10+ year member]

Better yet.

Follow directions...

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

If you were afraid of pentration, you could have offered to **** him off.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

By the way, if that is you in the avatar, you look like Vanilla Ice.

wow!! what an awesome thing to say. thanks dude!

 

[Pl8er 5,000+ posts]

wow!! what an awesome thing to say. thanks dude!

How did I know that someone like you would be proud of that.

I mean your wearing a brand that means For Us By Us and your white. Yes, I know mommy says that there is a 1 in 12 chance that daddy was black, but you in fact are white.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

He could be from Thailand. Many pacific rim countries do not offer the opportunities to tan like in America.

 

[Pl8er 5,000+ posts]

He could be from Thailand. Many pacific rim countries do not offer the opportunities to tan like in America.

Point taken. So I retract my previous statement.

You are most likely white, but could be an albino from Thailand.

But you are still a ***.

 

[squid88 10+ year member]

tapping_ass is what your friend will be doing...on you

 

[OoMesKoO 10+ year member]

My original statement still stands.

 

[BoomBoomBoy 10+ year member]

in my butt?
Okay, so the other day my homie hooks me up with some sweet mids. I really had always just went with the cheaper stuff since, as you know, I don't inhale. I thought it would not make much of a difference.

I wuz wrong boyz. I think just the contact with my lips alone was enough to really have me rockin.' We started watching Southpark and they had that crazy cover of "wut, wut" goin. I guess the weedz had me ready to let loose because I got up and started shaking my *** and singing along with the TV.

Before long one of the guys who I know from juvie said "yeah, I wanna do it in your butt." At the time I really did not give a shit due the effects of the weed and some gin and juice that I had lifted off the momz. But now I am really starting to wonder whether my brother wuz really hittin on me or he was just geeting into Southpark like I was. Not sure how I feel about this -- I thnk that I have completely come down off the high at this point.

What it do?!