WTT: Massage oils for Male Enhancement Pills

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Although this is a little emberassing, I consider you all to be my friends so what the heck:

Having been married for several years I recently bought a large supply and variety of massage oils to, you know, help keep the home fires burning. This have worked great and I really enjoy them.

However, I recently reviewed a new study which reports that the average American penis is 5.875". Naturally I had to know how I measured up and as it turns out I am only 5.873". This has been bothering me tremendously. I have always been above average in most areas.

In any case, I would be willing to part with some of the massage oils, most of which are still in the original (albeit opened) containers in exchange for some of those male enhancement pills that help guys in the unfortunate situation I find myself in. Since I am only about a foreskin shy of average I don't think I need a full supply. Accordingly, if one of you guys could part with a couple weeks worth I think that would do the trick.

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[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

That is pretty much its only use.

But I think that I know what your asking. You want to take some so that you can do some stunt fvcking. Sure, go right ahead. Just be sure to be familiar with the label so that if things go badly for you then you will know recognize what type specialist you need to see (either a urologist or surgeon). Those first few minutes are critical and you don't want the ER calling out the wrong type doc or you may lose your pecker.

Now, how many were you thinking of buying?

ill take a bottle.

 

[CobaltKicker 10+ year member]

lol

 

[DaGh0st 5,000+ posts]

wowzers...

just wondering why you wouldnt buy some off ebay or something..hell mabe even a pump.

Has your wife ever complained(if not why make it such a big deal if you "average")?

Good luck getting a bigger ****.....

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

so do you just wanna put me down for two?

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

Maybe trick her and use a ***** instead?

 

[StealthKill 10+ year member]

I watched an ep of penn and tellers bullshit, and they did three tests on three diff people. One used pill, one the cream, and one the pump. Did it for like 5 weeks or somethin and in the end the doctor said they didnt increase even half an inch.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

wowzers...
just wondering why you wouldnt buy some off ebay or something..hell mabe even a pump.

Has your wife ever complained(if not why make it such a big deal if you "average")?

Good luck getting a bigger ****.....

Didn't you read my original post? I am just under the average -- I don't need a full supply. I am not greedy, I just want my fair share.

No my wife has not complained -- she has no reason to, having never read the report. But I don't know how much longer I can keep this news from her. I have canceled all of our subscriptions to newspapers and magazines. I have had the cable disconnected. I make certain that the firewall filters on the computer will now allow connection to any site that might contain the report. But really there is only so much you can do. Every time the phone rings I tremble with the fear that the caller is going to let the cat out of the bag.

 

[sqhertz 5,000+ posts]

if this thread can slide by...

i wonder if i can sell my **** stash on here...

 

[Rich B 5,000+ posts]

WhoSayWho, I have to say your thread has really grown!

 

[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

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[t-money 10+ year member]

Didn't you read my original post? I am just under the average -- I don't need a full supply. I am not greedy, I just want my fair share.
No my wife has not complained -- she has no reason to, having never read the report. But I don't know how much longer I can keep this news from her. I have canceled all of our subscriptions to newspapers and magazines. I have had the cable disconnected. I make certain that the firewall filters on the computer will now allow connection to any site that might contain the report. But really there is only so much you can do. Every time the phone rings I tremble with the fear that the caller is going to let the cat out of the bag.

well if you did all of that, then thers only one thing to do next. You may have to lockher up in the basement till the news passes, and if she screams and makes a fuss. you may just have to off her. I had the same problem before as well, i'm single now.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/*******.gif.a649d21efc0d1fd4890a6428166586c1.gif

 

[MassOccur 10+ year member]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif im over the average //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

If there's a dyslexia for objects rather than words, I'm sure you have it....

Magnifieditis?

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

WhoSayWho, I have to say your thread has really grown!

See there is hope after all.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

well if you did all of that, then thers only one thing to do next. You may have to lockher up in the basement till the news passes, and if she screams and makes a fuss. you may just have to off her. I had the same problem before as well, i'm single now.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/*******.gif.a649d21efc0d1fd4890a6428166586c1.gif

Shit! I forgot about the dam radio!

 

[Jared530 10+ year member]

who say who, How much would you sell are you selling a pill for? and if i take it, is their really a risk of my shlong getting cut off?