WTT: Massage oils for Male Enhancement Pills

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Although this is a little emberassing, I consider you all to be my friends so what the heck:

Having been married for several years I recently bought a large supply and variety of massage oils to, you know, help keep the home fires burning. This have worked great and I really enjoy them.

However, I recently reviewed a new study which reports that the average American penis is 5.875". Naturally I had to know how I measured up and as it turns out I am only 5.873". This has been bothering me tremendously. I have always been above average in most areas.

In any case, I would be willing to part with some of the massage oils, most of which are still in the original (albeit opened) containers in exchange for some of those male enhancement pills that help guys in the unfortunate situation I find myself in. Since I am only about a foreskin shy of average I don't think I need a full supply. Accordingly, if one of you guys could part with a couple weeks worth I think that would do the trick.

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[CobaltKicker 10+ year member]

wtf????....STFU! This is a car audio forum, not a "I cant get hard" forum

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[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

wtf????....STFU! This is a car audio forum, not a "I cant get hard" forum
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Bahhahhahah. Are you still mad because of this:

http://www.caraudio.com/forum/showthread.php?t=231580&page=2??????

There is no reason to get mad just because I happen not to think that entry level Kicker components are of the finest quality. I know you admire them and that is great. I hope that one day you can borrow the money from mom & dad and then you can actually "upgrade" from those Infinitys to the Kickers. Oh, happy day!

BTW, if you are going to criticize my thread you need to at least be able to comprehend what it says. Maybe you can get someone to help you with that. My guess is that you are going to have to find someone oustide of your immediate family.

 

[rtillaree 10+ year member]

this thread gets a giant ZING!

 

[CobaltKicker 10+ year member]

Heres some tweezers, now go ******** prick!

 

[CobaltKicker 10+ year member]

lol

Nah dude, I like my infinities. Going to keep them //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[tEh koRnDog 5,000+ posts]

lol
Nah dude, I like my infinities. Going to keep them //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

you should killyourself

 

[CobaltKicker 10+ year member]

Lol

 

[gl0ck 10+ year member]

Lol

No Really do it.

 

[CobaltKicker 10+ year member]

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[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

meh.

 

[jdawg 5,000+ posts]

lol

 

[frzninvt 10+ year member]

Looking for some Mr. Big Cream? Won't it make your hands bigger too or do you just dip mr. wiggly in cream and swirl him around a little. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

Just work out your butt muscles and hammer her like a flank steak doggie style where you get max penetration and use her hair like the bridle on a horse. Oh and before you ever get started give her some cunnilingus and lick your A, B, C's she'll love it! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

 

[CobaltKicker 10+ year member]

Looking for some Mr. Big Cream? Won't it make your hands bigger too or do you just dip mr. wiggly in cream and swirl him around a little. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif
Just work out your butt muscles and hammer her like a flank steak doggie style where you get max penetration and use her hair like the bridle on a horse. Oh and before you ever get started give her some cunnilingus and lick your A, B, C's she'll love it! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

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[Jared530 10+ year member]

would it be ok to use vigra for recrational use? If so would anyone would be willing to sell me some?

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

would it be ok to use vigra for recrational use? If so would anyone would be willing to sell me some?

That is pretty much its only use.

But I think that I know what your asking. You want to take some so that you can do some stunt fvcking. Sure, go right ahead. Just be sure to be familiar with the label so that if things go badly for you then you will know recognize what type specialist you need to see (either a urologist or surgeon). Those first few minutes are critical and you don't want the ER calling out the wrong type doc or you may lose your pecker.

Now, how many were you thinking of buying?