WTT: Massage oils for Male Enhancement Pills

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Although this is a little emberassing, I consider you all to be my friends so what the heck:

Having been married for several years I recently bought a large supply and variety of massage oils to, you know, help keep the home fires burning. This have worked great and I really enjoy them.

However, I recently reviewed a new study which reports that the average American penis is 5.875". Naturally I had to know how I measured up and as it turns out I am only 5.873". This has been bothering me tremendously. I have always been above average in most areas.

In any case, I would be willing to part with some of the massage oils, most of which are still in the original (albeit opened) containers in exchange for some of those male enhancement pills that help guys in the unfortunate situation I find myself in. Since I am only about a foreskin shy of average I don't think I need a full supply. Accordingly, if one of you guys could part with a couple weeks worth I think that would do the trick.

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[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

Oh wow

 

[inapontiac 10+ year member]

uh. i dont think anyone is that good of friends with you out here. or at least they shouldnt be.

 

[Relax 10+ year member]

Ghandi had a huge penis...

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

uh. i dont think anyone is that good of friends with you out here. or at least they shouldnt be.

No thread dumping.

 

[Ku-sama]

just get a **** pump... or make one.....

glad I don't have these problems.....

 

[jadon087 10+ year member]

Even though i think this is quite hilarious, ill check my grandpa's stash and see how much viagra he has left...i'll let you know.

 

[Rich B 5,000+ posts]

Have you tried a wet/dry ShopVac?

 

[Meka 10+ year member]

Even though i think this is quite hilarious, ill check my grandpa's stash and see how much viagra he has left...i'll let you know.

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[oglejust 10+ year member]

wow...

 

[Colt9699 10+ year member]

I got some vitamin V for ya.

Pm me and we will work out a deal

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

i thought dbfan struck again.

 

[ThomasG 5,000+ posts]

glad I don't have these problems.....

x2

any my name is named after my car not me lol.. I got that one before someone even tried to get that on me //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[Silver 10+ year member]

rofl. u missed april fools by 1month

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Even though i think this is quite hilarious, ill check my grandpa's stash and see how much viagra he has left...i'll let you know.

I appreciate the offer but I am not really looking for PE medicine (I have a full stock of that). I am interested in the mircale grow drugs.

As a side note, you may be aware that the PE drugs are not supposed to be effective witout some sort of stimulation. To test this claim, I took a dose before church the other day. My mistake was in reading the Song of Solomon during the service. Thank goodness at the end of the service the preacher qualified his request for all to stand with "all who are able."