Wtf

[Witty690 10+ year member]

Well, I broke up with my clinically psychotic girlfrind roughly two weeks ago. Then she started stalking me. Now shes tryin to tell me shes pregnant. I really sont believe her, we only had *** like 3 times, I was protecting myself, and she was on the pill. I know theres still a chance, but its highly unlikely. Im leaving for school, and i think its just a last ditch effort for me to stay with her. We only went out for like a month, and she got way too attached, and now she says im the only one she'll ever love, and all she has left is this baby. But I just cant believe her, nor can anyone who knows her. I wanna get a test and have her take it in front of me. So whats the most accurate test on the market. Cuz after I prove shes lying Im filing for a restraining order.

BTW, if by chance she is, whats the best way to convince her to get an abortion

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[alvitae 10+ year member]

Child support ftmfl //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[Witty690 10+ year member]

How much is it a week roughly?

 

[DUMPED 10+ year member]

Falcon Punch !!!!!!!!!!

 

[Annnarbor84 5,000+ posts]

Falcon Punch !!!!!!!!!!

Truth

 

[quins90lac 10+ year member]

pic's of said girl or or fail

 

[toolfan89 10+ year member]

yous gots to have a good flight of stairs near buy durrin da test incase it comes out bad so yous can push her down dem........truff

 

[mikey7182 10+ year member]

Falcon Punch !!!!!!!!!!

I actually LOL'd... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif I take it that's a relative of the Donkey Punch? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[bball09124 10+ year member]

Change your phone number and get a restraining order, that ***** is crazy. There's no way she's pregnant.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Some real winners on this site!

Also good luck with the abortion thing Dickface!

 

[bannock 10+ year member]

why so much hate? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[scarolinablazin 10+ year member]

you can't get boys pregnant you ignorant ***

 

[mazdakid 5,000+ posts]

just get 2 or 3 of the same tests and that will tell you.

too bad your parents didnt abort you.

 

[billjones42 10+ year member]

Shoot her and make it look like *******.

 

[GreenBook 10+ year member]

I wouldn't belive a dam thing she said until you see an utrasound pic. Girl's pull the whole "I'm prengant" thing all the time. I supposedly have a 4 year old daughter in ohio that I've never met, and I still won't talk to the bish cause I don't believe her.