wtf is this shi*

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

zing

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

iv seen plenty of ducks at the park?,
and I always have ducks in my back yard..

wtf. am i alone here?

i only see ducks at the lakes

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

there are ducks in my park and snakes on the plane

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

my bad...those arent ducks...they are pigeons

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

wtf. am i alone here?
i only see ducks at the lakes

most the parks iv been to have lakes and or ponds?

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

all girls eat meat...fvck what you heard

they like tube steaks..

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

most the parks iv been to have lakes and or ponds?

hmm. maybe they are parks, but i just call them lakes.

i seem to consider a park as not having a pond or lake, if they do i automatically say "hey lets go to the lake"

 

[bimma85 5,000+ posts]

wtf. am i alone here?
i only see ducks at the lakes

depends where the park is in town

some yes, some no

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

hmm. maybe they are parks, but i just call them lakes.
i seem to consider a park as not having a pond or lake, if they do i automatically say "hey lets go to the lake"

is it pretty weird that you drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway ?

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

is it pretty weird that you drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway ?

did someone say something about a paper towel? or was it a removable sticker?

no no, must of been a silent alarm. we should go to the top floor to see if im right. hmm i should stop with the oxymorons, i might start a mini revolution and turn it into a minor crisis...

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

lol. i cheated //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[85Caprice4d 10+ year member]

this girl wants to go on a date tonight.shes a vegetarian.

and she said we should go eat at taco bell..........//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

and then go to the park.

fvcking gheyyyyyy.

rofl - maybe shes hinting at somthin

 

[85Caprice4d 10+ year member]

She Wants Your Meeeeeaaaattt!!!

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

obviously the ops social skills **** and he is afraid that a park wont offer the distractions a drag race or movie will when his conversation attempts fail miserably

it takes a confident man to entertain a woman for more than a few minutes without having to rely on their surroundings

you aren't this man, so let her go so she can find a good one