dang you, Gauntlet, you runied the golfer's game. lol~
Take it easy man, try rubbing a boiled egg on it (a traditional korean remedy, I think) for about 2 hours, or as long as you possibly can, and then for fun, peel the eggshells. Nice purple color, ain't it?
The worst sort of pain, as descirbed by Japanese scientists during the occupation of Korea was to tie a person (A korean, no doubt) up on a tree, then while awake, slicing bits of the person (starting from the toes) as you would a fish or whatever else they put on top of their rice. To stop bleeding, you apply plenty of salt on the wound then burn ever so slightly to retain freshness.
This goes on until the person dies. Takes a long long time.