Worst pain?

[maniackilla 10+ year member]

DANG! that's gotta ****. take like some oxy-contin.

noooo, give them to me, along with some xanax bars, percocets, and lortabs, valiums, morphine patches, xtasy, and its all up for grab .....

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I wasn't even playing. I was driving around the course, and coming back up to where I work. The hole I was on has a huge dogleg, and as soon as I made the turn I saw one of the members teeing off. I went to drive to the side of the hole to get ouf of the field of play, but within a split second the ball flew at my eye and I was on the ground.

OUCH!

Man....you are really off. It has nothing to do with slavery, vampires or Dracula. First, Brother Ali is albino:

You & him kinda look alike!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[Gauntlet 5,000+ posts]

Lil Wyte sucks.

And yes, I am pale as fu*k. I was born 3 months premature and my skin is ultra-sensitive as a result. I've had tons of problems with it my life.

 

[paikiah 5,000+ posts]

dang you, Gauntlet, you runied the golfer's game. lol~

Take it easy man, try rubbing a boiled egg on it (a traditional korean remedy, I think) for about 2 hours, or as long as you possibly can, and then for fun, peel the eggshells. Nice purple color, ain't it?

The worst sort of pain, as descirbed by Japanese scientists during the occupation of Korea was to tie a person (A korean, no doubt) up on a tree, then while awake, slicing bits of the person (starting from the toes) as you would a fish or whatever else they put on top of their rice. To stop bleeding, you apply plenty of salt on the wound then burn ever so slightly to retain freshness.

This goes on until the person dies. Takes a long long time.

 

[Gauntlet 5,000+ posts]

Hmmmm. The eye doctor I went to today didn't mention anything about that. Maybe "eyedrops" and "an icepack" are a euphemism for boiled eggs?

 

[cyberbob25 10+ year member]

Worst pain for me was when my friend's rottweiler snapped and attacked me. Luckily, it was quick and only one bite, but it split my eyelid in two. Got 30 stitches in my eyelid.

You haven't lived until you have to watch a doctor pull a threaded needle through your eyelid.

 

[paikiah 5,000+ posts]

Gauntlet: not jsut for eyes, but apparently, that remedy is superb for bruises.

cyberbob: your eyes must be larger than my fist to get 30 stitches on your lids.

worst pain for me was in the military. Can't talk about it.

 

[alove_85 10+ year member]

worst for me would have to be when my little sister dropped a hot iron on my face. My face looked like plastic for a month lol

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

^That must of smelled awful! Can we call you 'Cher'?

Mine is when I was 7 and I was bit by my dog. I got 107 stiches on my head.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

im sure this isnt the first time youve had a ball to your eye.

 

[smokeoff 10+ year member]

hmmm.... wost pain. I personaly have been lucky, A few mild shocks a staple in my hand from a staple gun(really it did not hurt that bad, I pulled it out it bled and that was it). Maybe when I broke the growth plat in my wrist but once again not that bad.

My friend would have a good one though. Driving range + 2 people not paying attention= Golf club to face, broke nose, eye a lot like gauntlet, and 18 stiches under the eye with another 10 in the eyebrow which they had to shave off. I can't even imaging what that felt like.

 

[ramos 5,000+ posts]

Forgot to mention my worst pain.

Worst physical pain - Too make a long story short. Fell out of a third story window back in college. Landed in a freakin cactus. I was pulling those stupid thorns out of my a$$ and several other choice locations for weeks. On top of that I manged to smack a flag pole on the way down and broke my nose and jaw, seventeen stitches , and I broke my tailbone when I landed. Don't even ask //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[ss3079 5,000+ posts]

But on a good note, thumbs up to Gauntlet's sideburns //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

- Steve

 

[Gauntlet 5,000+ posts]

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[paikiah 5,000+ posts]

speaking of pain, my bro in law, about ammonth ago, broke his ankle during a baseball game. He wanted to slide, but mistimed it. Apart from the achilles tendon, it was just "loose", dangling. Man, it looked as if it would've hurt a whole lot. He got the metal retainer out last night.