lol well today, the day after posting it I go to see Chronicles of Narnia Prince Caspian in DLP (BTW I did try and give everyone here a talkign to of no avail). Wouldn't you know it, me and my friends are some of the only mother****ers in the theatere until this huge troop of what looks like 20 14 year old girls (white if anyone cares save for one black girl) and a couple guys comes in and sits in the row right in ****ing front of us.
I instantly remembered this thread and of course they did not shut up the whole movie and the one in front of me was text messaging which bugged the hell out of me. But I got them good. First I was just like shut the **** up, and they got quiet for like 3 minutes and then started talking again, so the girl in front of me begins texting and her phone is in plain view of mine so i decide to start snooping. Her text message was really ****ing juicy so I decided to shout it out so the rest of her friends can hear it, this is where it gets good.
Here is her message word for word.
"I love you too Brad, I was afraid to say it because Linda is my best friend, but I had a wonderful time last night and I can't fight this feeling any longer."
"Awwww how adorable" I pronounced.
At that her friend "Linda" gets up and is like "Brad's mine, and I thought I told you to back off *****!"
Then the girl who was texting tries to hide her phone and is all like "No it's not your Brad, it's Brad Hensley from my algebra class!"
Linda doesnt beleive this shit and she jumps over two of the other girls and is on top of the other one screaming "I see the way you look at each other *****, not enough for you to steal my last boyfriend?!"
Then they were ****ing slapping each other and "Linda" kicked the one on the ground really hard in the side before one of the guys got over and pulled her off.
The one on the ground got up and spit all over "Linda" and said "Maybe if you put out more Brad wouldn't be lookin elsewhere!"
"Linda" then broke free and gave one of the weakest ****ing slaps I've ever seen in my life and ran from the theater, it sounded like she was crying, the guy who was holding her back went after her and the other girl kept talking about how much of a ***** linda was.
The movie was basically ruined because I couldnt follow the plot line at all, but it was possibly one of the best things ever.
The girl also tried to confront me about snooping in on other peoples text messages but I ****ing railed on her about not texting in the movie and how if she wasn't such a cuntwagon and would shut the **** up and put her phone away like Steve Carrell Said before the movie started none of this would have happened. The only other guy with them tried to step to me but he was about 60 pounds and 4 years short of me so he backed off pretty quick, they all left the theatre and me and my friends were ****ing bowled over laughing pretty soon an usher came in because of the commotion but he was way too late to stop any of it. He asked us what happened and after we gave him a very brief description he let us stay and finish the movie, it was finally at one of the decent fight scenes otherwise I wouldn't have cared if we were asked to leave cuz to be honest the movie really dragged on and wasn't that interesting for the first hour and a half...
Teenage white girls are catty lil *****es, but they make for the best stories ever