why am i such a...

[Rattlebrain 10+ year member]

Just learn to dance. But actually dance. Not the white guy sway. You don't even need to bother working up the courage to talk to them, they come to you. Happens all the time.

Now hang on. Speaking as a Fat "White Boy" I tried dancing in other than the normal "white boy" fashion one time at a bar. After drinking large amounts of "White Boy" beer, I tried dancing. Being inebriated, I tried dancing in a non-"White Boy" way. Well doing so I made a "White Boy" *** of myself. After a short time of looking like a "White Boy" trying not to look like a "White Boy" I blew out my "White Boy" knee and had to have reconstructive surgery on it.

Don't worry to much about the girls. Enjoy your life while you can //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

You will find someone when the time is right. I was the same way. I now have been married 13 years and have 2 beautiful kids and the best wife in the world.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

"White Boy" beer

Coors light?

 

[Rattlebrain 10+ year member]

Coors light?

/hangs head/ yea it was //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/blush.gif.99bc659ee2012b7d826165e26fb5eebe.gif

 

[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

/hangs head/ yea it was //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/blush.gif.99bc659ee2012b7d826165e26fb5eebe.gif

pwnt

 

[AcidicDreams 10+ year member]

hahaha.... nice... My best night "dancing" I was on 1/5 of vodka and opium laced hash at a frat party... not really sure how I ended up dancing but I did for awhile then someone I knew took me home... I hurt like absolute hell the next day from the waste down... all I remember about the dancing is that it was dry *** on a dance floor and it was just the one girl.... ?? Moral of the story...? ? I dunno... it was fun I guess //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

Ohh yah... I'm a big fat white boy too, can't dance, can't even hold a beat... 0 rythm...

 

[DemonaL 10+ year member]

lol my first time was weird, i was so afraid to ask, after i asked i was like omg i did it, im such a f'ing dumbass it was simple as hell, the fright still comes back, but after the questions comes out, you wont even feel like a dummy.