Who would win in a fight

[dkmesa 10+ year member]

I'd say the BK guy just because he freaks me out, but Ronald McDonald could probably get mean. As for Jared, he's a limp dick lover not a fighter

 

[adam71 5,000+ posts]

ah shit yeah, that is a big factor. The hamburglar looks like a shady mother****kr

The hamburglar would wait til shit got started and then stab someone in the back.

 

[MTXman 10+ year member]

The Dairy Queen would whoop the shit outta all those fawkers.

 

[bigwheel15 10+ year member]

The Burger King King hands down, have you seen the commercials where he wrecks the mini bike and the bumper car? If that doesnt phase him I doubt a clown or Jared could.

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

jared would lose no doubt. he's a pussy. Ronald may look like he could kick *** because he's all tall and shit, but he's a damn clown. But the king looks pretty beefy- he's got a plastic head for fuck's sake. It's like a helmet. Punches to the face wouldnt do anything.

I wouldn't want to fight the hamburgler, though. He's a sneaky little bastard. I bet he'd fight dirty. And I wouldn't want to fight Rosie O'Donnel because she's a fat bitch, butch-*** bulldyke.

 

[adam71 5,000+ posts]

The Burger King King hands down, have you seen the commercials where he wrecks the mini bike and the bumper car? If that doesnt phase him I doubt a clown or Jared could.

What if the King has a fear of clowns that we don't know about??

 

[bigwheel15 10+ year member]

What if the King has a fear of clowns that we don't know about??

Bah, how could he be a king and be afraid of a clown? Im sure being a king he has a sword or something.

And I second the not wanting to fight the hamburgler. That guys shifty.

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

what about grimace? under the plush exterior lies a serial killer i bet. I swear he's gotta be some ex-convict.

 

[justsayk 10+ year member]

the king is about to win after knocking out jared and he has ronald pinned, but the hamburgler sneaks into the ring at the last second and knocks out the king. then he steals the belt and a tray of hamburgers and runs off.