Who would win in a fight

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

That Subway fagit Jared, Ronald McDonald and the creepy Burger King wearing that drag outfit?

I need rationale because I am going to go to Pizza Hut and Taco Bell's parent company and pitch them a reason why I should fight them.

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[davidfre21 5,000+ posts]

id say the BK guy because his extra padding and head protection. Ronald would be my second choice, that mother ****er has some reach.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

i dont know, jared in that fat suit can absorb plenty of hits.

 

[davidfre21 5,000+ posts]

see u didnt say anything about jared gettin the wear the fat suit... but i think the BK guy is still gonna get it, that helmet thing must be pretty hard. Nothing like a quick headbutt

 

[sqhertz 5,000+ posts]

haha word at the head butt.

ronald could intercept that headbutt with a kick to the neck though. i give him my vote. fuccers got some reach.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

bk boy also would have a great chance in a staredown

 

[davidfre21 5,000+ posts]

see the BK guy is just superior //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

the little wendys girl would pwn all their *****.

 

[traksta15 10+ year member]

colonel sanders would go old school on all their *****

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

the little wendys girl would pwn all their *****.

yeah wendy could drop in there and give them the stinkface with her crotch rot. could wendy and ronald tag team (renegade red's)

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

'wheres the beef' granny ftw

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

yeah wendy could drop in there and give them the stinkface with her crotch rot. could wendy and ronald tag team (renegade red's)

wendy would go all chun li on their ***

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

but ronald has a posse

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

ah shit yeah, that is a big factor. The hamburglar looks like a shady mother****kr

 

[.::DuD3::. 10+ year member]

but ronald has a posse

lmfao