which would you get for the new backyard

[blazinb2000 10+ year member]

You could get a REALLY used 15hp walk-behind commercial mower and put a seat on the top. That shit it'll go just as fast as the mini bike.

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif The mental image of drunk guys riding an old lawn mower in circles with a large flag flying behind it made me laugh

 

[gotparts90 10+ year member]

minibike does not get you ***** compared to a pool get a pool get more snatch. rc car is fun but does not get you laided compared to a pool. YOU ARE IN COLLEGE THE SNATCH WILL NEVER BE THIS EASY AGAIN IN LIFE. come on rc car party or pool party? what are the chicks gunna go to? I know you could find a big above ground on craigslist almost always free just go take it apart and haul or the inflatable ring type is fine and cheap

 

[95BlackGA 5,000+ posts]

minibike does not get you ***** compared to a pool get a pool get more snatch. rc car is fun but does not get you laided compared to a pool. YOU ARE IN COLLEGE THE SNATCH WILL NEVER BE THIS EASY AGAIN IN LIFE. come on rc car party or pool party? what are the chicks gunna go to? I know you could find a big above ground on craigslist almost always free just go take it apart and haul or the inflatable ring type is fine and cheap

Another stoner that dreams of the day he'll get some...

 

[bk12321 10+ year member]

buy $300 worth of acid and your backyard will become quite fun //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[dvrmstrng 5,000+ posts]

i know you old men are obsessed with the ***** like its hard to find in college...if i want box ill just go to the bar or a party...this is like you guys telling me i might as well sell my car and buy some shit to get *****....im ok in the vag department, thank you from all the old men on cialis giving me advice

 

[blackman 10+ year member]

get 2 really shitty cars and have derby's

and u can get snatch in the backseats

 

[poundindak69]

get 2 really shitty cars and have derby's
and u can get snatch in the backseats

best idea yet

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

a mini dirt bike would be sweet, you can take that more places then just the back yard if you wanted to..

r.c. car's got boring after awhile.

 

[tyler_fitz 10+ year member]

how's your patio furniture situation? i'd rather have a nice place where i could chill and relax than buy an rc car/dirtbike. rc cars are a money pit, and mini bikes require fuel.

 

[miker 5,000+ posts]

pocket bike= 300$

They are fun, but have shitty quality.. If you can fix it I recommend it.

 

[slam 5,000+ posts]

i drive mines all over the place. bought 2 and its even better

 

[dan7532 10+ year member]

Simple equations!!!
College + Friends + Alcohol + Mini/Pit Bike = Hilarious videos that WE ALL could enjoy! Stop being so **** stingy.

DEFINITELY

RC = lots of expensive fuel and parts. watch your money drive around and crash

Bike = cheap gas, no parts, RIDE YOUR MONEY AROUND!!! More fun to ride than watch + funny drunken adventures!!!

 

[fatboyracing 10+ year member]

You could also look for a go kart they can e fun

 

[KHARPS 10+ year member]

I could definitely put a mini bike to use down at school as well. But since the Charleston police and Country police are all over the place I have two questions:

1) There's no law against riding these on the streets/sidewalks is there?

2) Obviously you can still get a DUI on one of these, right?

 

[dvrmstrng 5,000+ posts]

this is all on private property...my house this year has a lonnng driveway and a huge backyard...i also have a roomate who is absolutely nuts and will do anything when hes drunk...i guarantee he would try jumping a fire pit or hole in the ground at some point...and roommate number 3 has a camcorder...i just gotta find one like above that is solid quality for like $3-400