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[DonH 5,000+ posts]

I wana share a true story and it goes like this:

This past weekend was really really interesting! On Saturday night I got word of a party in a hotel Suite Near the border of Mex in San Diego. I thought "**** sounds sick." So i wasted gas to drive all the way down there to find this bangin party with shitloads of chicas!!! Im talking SHITLOADS. The booze wuz flowing and next thing i remember was take n a double shot of Jameson's whiskey. Here is the deal THATS ALL I REMEMBER! I remember a chick all on me nd shit and thats it! I ended up wake n up on a FVCKN BENCH IN MEXICO NEAR SUM CHICK! WTF! seriously Mexico! Now i have no clue if i ****ed this chick or not, my dick was sore, i cant remember shit. Now Is that cheating? Im not single haha. If you cant remember shit and ended up in mex is that really cheating? a diff. country...? Anyways, It took me two hours to walk through the border, lost as **** trying to remember where the fvck my truck was nd ish. Well as many all know there are parking lots near the border and there she was. Sitn there system and all perfectly fine! Seriously i drove to the border with sum chick went to mex etc. woke up on a bench, and dont remember anything n between. Fvck i dont remember driving from the hotel! Twas pretty frckn awesome . Thats all.

gotta love the thunderdome!!

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[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Nice job drunk driving dumb fuck. You coulda killed someone.

And I fail to see whether or not you even fucked the chick "pretty frckn awesome". Sounds like a lame time to me. I bet you were so drunk, you whiskey dicked so she punched you in the dick for being a failure.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I bet you got your dick sucked by a baby calf.

 

[eazyj 10+ year member]

I bet you got your dick sucked by a baby calf.

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[DonH 5,000+ posts]

I bet you got your dick sucked by a baby calf.

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[DonH 5,000+ posts]

Nice job drunk driving dumb fuck. You coulda killed someone.
And I fail to see whether or not you even fucked the chick "pretty frckn awesome". Sounds like a lame time to me. I bet you were so drunk, you whiskey dicked so she punched you in the dick for being a failure.

first part...

sry //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

second i give you a "haha" so

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[Ellsworthz 10+ year member]

wow amazing story, please tell it again?

 

[DonH 5,000+ posts]

wow amazing story, please tell it again?

scroll up dick

 

[Mountainman11 10+ year member]

Aids...

Also, have you checked for your kidneys?

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

You probably have E.Coli now.

 

[TNTR70 10+ year member]

so this is your story to us then? what story did you give the gf?

 

[DonH 5,000+ posts]

so this is your story to us then? what story did you give the gf?

same story no girl in it.

 

[TNTR70 10+ year member]

so you replaced the girl with the baby calf....how did she take that?

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

he said he wanted a tenderloin steak, extra salted.

 

[DonH 5,000+ posts]

so you replaced the girl with the baby calf....how did she take that?

took it real well //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif