Gauntlet
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Oboemoboe?
Wonderbread
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no Tv. and no beer make homer somethingsomething...
Gauntlet
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I've been called ugly...fugly...pugly....pug-fugly....but never ugly ugly.
Wonderbread
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dammit, I was hoping for someone to catch on and say "Go crazy?" then i was going to say "don't mind if I do!"
heh, but Steve - "Ummm Are you still holding onto the can?" "Yes..."
heh, but Steve - "Ummm Are you still holding onto the can?" "Yes..."
Wonderbread
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"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!"
"Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life have been without it?"
"Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!"
"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."
"Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family."
"I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football machine more than anything else in the world, and my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life. Well, goodnight."
"Your lives are in the hands of men no smarter than you or I, many of them incompetent *****. I know this because I worked alongside them, gone bowling with them, watched them pass me over for promotions time and again. And I say... This stinks!"
"Mmmm, free goo."
"It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day."
"I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!"
"Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night.
"Yeah Moe that team sure did **** last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams **** before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!"
"Don't mess with the dead, boy, they have eerie powers."
"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?"
"If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it - Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers!"
"Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure...not even close."
"Kill myself? Killing myself is the last thing I'd ever do. Now I have a purpose, a reason to live. I don't care who I have to face, I don't care who I have to fight, I will not rest until this street gets a stop sign!"
"If they think I'm going to stop at that stop sign, they're sadly mistaken!"
"You know Moe, my mom once said something that really stuck with me. She said, `Homer, you're a big disappointment', and God bless her soul, she was really onto something."
"When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!"
"Trying is the first step towards failure."
"America's health care system is second only to Japan... Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, ... well all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!"
"What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway?"
"Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them."
"I like my beer cold…my TV loud…and my homosexuals flaming."
"The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy to be a man. Let's see. Don't tattle. Always make fun of those different from you. Never say anything, unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do."
dear god...
someone stop me...
"Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life have been without it?"
"Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!"
"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."
"Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family."
"I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football machine more than anything else in the world, and my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life. Well, goodnight."
"Your lives are in the hands of men no smarter than you or I, many of them incompetent *****. I know this because I worked alongside them, gone bowling with them, watched them pass me over for promotions time and again. And I say... This stinks!"
"Mmmm, free goo."
"It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day."
"I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!"
"Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night.
"Yeah Moe that team sure did **** last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams **** before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!"
"Don't mess with the dead, boy, they have eerie powers."
"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?"
"If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it - Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers!"
"Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure...not even close."
"Kill myself? Killing myself is the last thing I'd ever do. Now I have a purpose, a reason to live. I don't care who I have to face, I don't care who I have to fight, I will not rest until this street gets a stop sign!"
"If they think I'm going to stop at that stop sign, they're sadly mistaken!"
"You know Moe, my mom once said something that really stuck with me. She said, `Homer, you're a big disappointment', and God bless her soul, she was really onto something."
"When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!"
"Trying is the first step towards failure."
"America's health care system is second only to Japan... Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, ... well all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!"
"What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway?"
"Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them."
"I like my beer cold…my TV loud…and my homosexuals flaming."
"The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy to be a man. Let's see. Don't tattle. Always make fun of those different from you. Never say anything, unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do."
dear god...
someone stop me...
Randy Savage
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Get a life.
Gauntlet
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Oh c'mon Marge, it's uterUS, not uterU
Wonderbread
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I'll never trust anyone over 40 again...
That's honestly my motto...
That's honestly my motto...
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I used to be with it but then they changed what it was, now whats it sems wierd and scary. itll happen to you
B&R Innovation2
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The majority of thoes quotes are very old...as in the first 3 or so seasons. Thusly I'm pretty sure he copy and pasted them from somewhere
reguardless they bring back good memories.
I have now 27 6hour tapes filled...
and number 28 is about 2 episodes from being filled.
I think i'll go back and watch the first few seasons tommorow
reguardless they bring back good memories.
I have now 27 6hour tapes filled...
and number 28 is about 2 episodes from being filled.
I think i'll go back and watch the first few seasons tommorow
Wonderbread
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they were only copy and apsted to save my fingers and my keyboard... you would be suprised at how little laptops and blood work together...
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