What's the worst thing you ever did as a kid?

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

it's best if you were only cowboy boots. looks really ridiculous then.

I will try that next time. Usually I wear my moms high heels and lipstick. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/blackeye.gif.66a1670f5aaf7f406e783a63e3387dc5.gif

 

[acold7dusta 10+ year member]

i threw an ice ball at a truck once, and he stopped and threatened tgo call the cops. i pretended like he was imagining it, like it didnt just happen lol

 

[phantom240 5,000+ posts]

When I was 6 I streaked across a pee wee football game. Everyone remembers that one. Hell I still streak to this day. I like the adrealine rush!

Dont lie. You just like the breeze going across ur cawk.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

I remember one time, i ran over my neighbor with my gokart. He didnt like that too much.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Dont lie. You just like the breeze going across ur cawk.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif



I remember one time, i ran over my neighbor with my gokart. He didnt like that too much.

Yeah, when I was younger it was the breeze on Longjohn Jr. Now its the breeze on my natural bald head. I love getting older. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[Safe-N-Sound215 10+ year member]

Tried to make eggs myself in the middle of the night and fell asleep(got beat for that one), Tried to drive my grandpops car and only got it into the middle of the street blocking traffic(got beat for that one too), used to throw rocks and stuff of the rooftops at the hookers and junkies gettin high and giving head in the alleys. There's so much more

 

[colgatekillaa 10+ year member]

this wasn't really when i was a kid but ^^ story reminded me of it.

my friends were in the car ahead of me and they threw an egg at this one guys car.

it hit his window and he got out of the car and started screaming at me, i was driving the car behind him.

they ran the red light and i just kinda sat there for a second until i realized that he was about to kill me so i took off too.

we were going about 65 down a 30 speed limit trying to get away from him and i took him down residential streets n stuff to no avail.

i was gonna make a uturn at this one road but i slammed on my brakes which in turn locked up my wheels and i nailed the median, i dont 'even know how fast i was going but it was enough to blow all 4 tires bend all 4 rims and break one axel.

oh its not over.

the guy comes up to me and threatens to kill me, im trying to calm him down but it doesn't work. he starts swinging, good thing i had my bat in my car or i would be dead. my other friends finally showed up and he stopped and just went home because i had like 6 guys, but there i was with a busted *** car...

that was along night...

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Tried to make eggs myself in the middle of the night and fell asleep(got beat for that one), Tried to drive my grandpops car and only got it into the middle of the street blocking traffic(got beat for that one too), used to throw rocks and stuff of the rooftops at the hookers and junkies gettin high and giving head in the alleys. There's so much more

LOL!

That reminds me when I was younger, like 4 or 5. I was at my grandparents house and they have a small driveway, thing is it is very steep. My mom parked there and went inside to get something. Well that day I just got done watching Dukes of hazard. Well, I do things I see on tv a lot, lol! So I jumped up front, put that bish in N and away I went! Mom seen whole thing as I was going down the hill I had a brief moment of well I am gonna be a stuntman now. So instead of just hitting the break, (Come on I was 4-5, whadafawkisabreak!) I jumped out the window on to the lawn and did about 3 360s down the hill to the sidewalk and the car hit a big *** tree on the other side of the road. The tree won!!! Muahaha, I am a bad mother! Mom still beats my *** for that. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crying.gif.ec0ebefe590df0251476573bc49e46d8.gif

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

this wasn't really when i was a kid but ^^ story reminded me of it. my friends were in the car ahead of me and they threw an egg at this one guys car.

it hit his window and he got out of the car and started screaming at me, i was driving the car behind him.

they ran the red light and i just kinda sat there for a second until i realized that he was about to kill me so i took off too.

we were going about 65 down a 30 speed limit trying to get away from him and i took him down residential streets n stuff to no avail.

i was gonna make a uturn at this one road but i slammed on my brakes which in turn locked up my wheels and i nailed the median, i dont 'even know how fast i was going but it was enough to blow all 4 tires bend all 4 rims and break one axel.

oh its not over.

the guy comes up to me and threatens to kill me, im trying to calm him down but it doesn't work. he starts swinging, good thing i had my bat in my car or i would be dead. my other friends finally showed up and he stopped and just went home because i had like 6 guys, but there i was with a busted *** car...

that was along night...

Dam that would ****! Good thing for friends or you would be busted right along side of your busted car. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[colgatekillaa 10+ year member]

Dam that would ****! Good thing for friends or you would be busted right along side of your busted car. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

thats the truth

 

[pitbull12888]

LOL!
That reminds me when I was younger, like 4 or 5. I was at my grandparents house and they have a small driveway, thing is it is very steep. My mom parked there and went inside to get something. Well that day I just got done watching Dukes of hazard. Well, I do things I see on tv a lot, lol! So I jumped up front, put that bish in N and away I went! Mom seen whole thing as I was going down the hill I had a brief moment of well I am gonna be a stuntman now. So instead of just hitting the break, (Come on I was 4-5, whadafawkisabreak!) I jumped out the window on to the lawn and did about 3 360s down the hill to the sidewalk and the car hit a big *** tree on the other side of the road. The tree won!!! Muahaha, I am a bad mother! Mom still beats my *** for that. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crying.gif.ec0ebefe590df0251476573bc49e46d8.gif

is there somethin i dont know ? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[colgatekillaa 10+ year member]

Saved the best for last:
When I was 16 my parents left me home for the weekend. I went joyriding in their car and totalled it into a guys huge tree in his frontyard while he was outside watering. Gave the guy some bullshit personal information and split leaving car in his frontyard (not realizing the cops could trace it back to my parents.)

Ran away for a week and when I came home got in zero trouble Only thing my dad said was "did you learn anything?" I said yes and that was it.

I have a lot of respect for my father for that. I would have killed me.

wow, i would have killed you too

 

[pitbull12888]

ur fathers dumb jk.. i would of made u pay for the car then killed u //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif lol

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

is there somethin i dont know ? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

I dont know, what would you like to know?//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/blackeye.gif.66a1670f5aaf7f406e783a63e3387dc5.gif

 

[pitbull12888]

ur a bad mother? whats that mean exactly lol

 

[colgatekillaa 10+ year member]

bad motherfawker