What's the worst place to fart?

[tothemax1984]

they made me a support manger last yar. i was in charge of unloading trucks but i steped down. family reasons. they had me working 230 pm to 230 am like 3 times a week.. i hate walmart. so i fart there its my way of feeling good about my self. still stay the best fart is the one when your body is leting out all its gasses and shit.

 

[StupidDumbSlap 10+ year member]

When a chick that I really like unexpectedly jumped into my arms for a hug and her body slams into my gut and my *** explodes with furious thunder making my *** checks ripple. Quite embarrassing to say the least:crap:

 

[NeverEnuffBass 10+ year member]

Me and the ex used to dutch oven each other. She was awesome...girly when the time was right, but could hang like one of the guys (not like that *****) when it was cool too. Dammit I effed that up....

Girls don't fart or shit... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[Rmsanger 10+ year member]

having to fart while getting a professional massage is pretty rough stuff, especially while they are working on your thighs.

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

having to fart while getting a professional massage is pretty rough stuff, especially while they are working on your thighs.

And by thighs, you mean ******.

 

[tothemax1984]

im at a friendlys with my girl now. i wish i had to fart. thers old people, young people, kids and workers it would be great. my fart would echo off there seats they have. this sucks. i hope i can take care of my need of making other humans feel my pain.

 

[Rmsanger 10+ year member]

And by thighs, you mean ******.

you got me there :*

 

[rollerdj 10+ year member]

you got me there :*

now thats just wrong on so many levels.

 

[WhiteIce 10+ year member]

Changing the oil on a car during a hot summer day my father taught me a lesson. I thought it would be funny to fart on him while I had coveralls on he then replied, "You'll learn to not do that ever again." I was baffled for a minute then when I realized i was basking in the stench of *** I realized he was right. Never did it again....

 

[tothemax1984]

that girl thats a guy thats gona have a kid will make any one in this crazy world look normal. yo she looked gooodd as a girl....... id hit it.

 

[SocMunky 10+ year member]

In a small shower with the hot water running and everything all steamy. I speak from experience... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[lil_italy773 10+ year member]

here is a wrong place to fart http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=G49Tl_NQup0&feature=related

 

[Sean96sx 10+ year member]

im at a friendlys with my girl now. i wish i had to fart. thers old people, young people, kids and workers it would be great. my fart would echo off there seats they have. this sucks. i hope i can take care of my need of making other humans feel my pain.

i don't know you, but i hate you now, i love friendlys. we don't have them out here in illinois, they stop somewhere between ohio and penn. but i have family in mass so we go everytime we're out there...but as far as the farting thing, i'd have to say elevator full of hot chicks would be pretty bad

 

[dman4486 5,000+ posts]

in an elevator within a tall building

 

[Sean96sx 10+ year member]

here is a wrong place to fart http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=G49Tl_NQup0&feature=related

thats fvcked up man...