What's the worst place to fart?

[InhumanAcura 5,000+ posts]

job interview

 

[Steven206Seattl 10+ year member]

during ***

 

[Goindef154 5,000+ posts]

When your working out.

 

[GLN305 10+ year member]

Small fart on each pump during the sexy time. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[rollerdj 10+ year member]

in the middle of a prostate exam :/

that would be sweet.

the best place is under the covers when your woman is asleep. then covering her head with the sheets. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif:laugh:

 

[tothemax1984]

another thread that was ment for me. i like to fart when im at walmart working and when there is people around. so when i fart and they have to walk threw it and smell it makes my day go faster and it all ways makes me smile. i farted so much this morring then this crazy lady started to ask me about some stupid shit. i dont run away like most people when they fart i take in the whole outcome. the faces of the women that have to smell it and the other guys that smile at me . its what im know for.

 

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

that would be sweet.
the best place is under the covers when your woman is asleep. then covering her head with the sheets. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif:laugh:

Dutch oven ftw

 

[siacarman 10+ year member]

when your walking up some stairs at someplace fancy....

 

[craigzter 10+ year member]

another thread that was ment for me. i like to fart when im at walmart working and when there is people around. so when i fart and they have to walk threw it and smell it makes my day go faster and it all ways makes me smile. i farted so much this morring then this crazy lady started to ask me about some stupid shit. i dont run away like most people when they fart i take in the whole outcome. the faces of the women that have to smell it and the other guys that smile at me . its what im know for.

:rofl: lmao

 

[rollerdj 10+ year member]

Dutch oven ftw

indeed. i might have to do that tonight. stinky taco fart FTMFW

 

[snb778 5,000+ posts]

At your wedding...

i was gonna say at your own wedding during your vow's.. has to be the worst possible time... 2nd to a funeral... actually funeral might even be worse as far as dis-respectful

 

[danz24 10+ year member]

in those small classes were everything is quiet and you can hear a pindrop. Didnt fart but had my stomach growl.

 

[Steven206Seattl 10+ year member]

lol that reminds me of this http://youtube.com/watch?v=EGxx_0bjG3Q&feature=related

 

[boltpride 10+ year member]

At night when its winter. House is cold and under the blankets is sooo warm. haha.

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

No, No ,No.....the absolutely worst place i ever passed gas was when i was in the Army. I had just arrived in Korea and the whole flight there i was getting pretty close to this chick who ended up getting sent to the same Camp as i did. Well soon after arrival at the "Turtle Farm" (anyone from 2nd ID will know exactly what i'm talking about) we had to take a Fitness test. So i partnered up with the girl i'd been chattin it up with and she had to hold my feet while doing the sit-ups portion of the test..............and yes, on about the 70th sit-up my bowels cut l;oose and RIPPED one and oh my god the stench!!!!!

I never saw her again and i was too embarrassed to ask her to stay in touch