What's the worst place to fart?

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

No, No ,No.....the absolutely worst place i ever passed gas was when i was in the Army. I had just arrived in Korea and the whole flight there i was getting pretty close to the chick who ended up getting sent to the same Camp as i did. Well soon after arrival at the "Turtle Farm" (anyone from 2nd ID will know exactly what i'm talking about) we had to take a Fitness test. So i partnered up with the girl i'd been chattin it up with and she had to hold my feet while doing the sit-ups portion of the test..............and yes, on about the 70th sit-up my bowels cut l;oose and RIPPED one and oh my god the stench!!!!!

I never saw her again and i was too embarrassed to ask her to stay in touch

wow, that sucks man //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[tothemax1984]

at the ageof 23 i have ragging hemriods. my farts smell like hot buring shit. cuz every time i fart it hurts me. i dont mean to sound nasty but hey i work for wallyworld and its ok to fart.

 

[Steven206Seattl 10+ year member]

No, No ,No.....the absolutely worst place i ever passed gas was when i was in the Army. I had just arrived in Korea and the whole flight there i was getting pretty close to this chick who ended up getting sent to the same Camp as i did. Well soon after arrival at the "Turtle Farm" (anyone from 2nd ID will know exactly what i'm talking about) we had to take a Fitness test. So i partnered up with the girl i'd been chattin it up with and she had to hold my feet while doing the sit-ups portion of the test..............and yes, on about the 70th sit-up my bowels cut l;oose and RIPPED one and oh my god the stench!!!!!

I never saw her again and i was too embarrassed to ask her to stay in touch

**** jason I think that wins.

 

[Liquid Bass 10+ year member]

at the ageof 23 i have ragging hemriods. my farts smell like hot buring shit. cuz every time i fart it hurts me. i dont mean to sound nasty but hey i work for wallyworld and its ok to fart.

hahahahahaha wow you sir are awesome......i dont know why:crap:

 

[tothemax1984]

well i am pretty cool.hahhah. yea people at work are starting to get mad. and when i fart im starting to think the hot shit smell is staying with me. im trying to get some older ladies love. but im afraid i smell like buring shit.

 

[Liquid Bass 10+ year member]

well i am pretty cool.hahhah. yea people at work are starting to get mad. and when i fart im starting to think the hot shit smell is staying with me. im trying to get some older ladies love. but im afraid i smell like buring shit.

hahahaha, well odds are if you fart all the time and it smells like burning shit, then you sir......smell like burning shit.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/veryhappy.gif.fec4fed33b4a1279cf10bdd45a039dae.gif

 

[snb778 5,000+ posts]

At night when its winter. House is cold and under the blankets is sooo warm. haha.

aw hell no, i rip those covers off when that goes down...i dont wanna saturate in that stench

 

[tothemax1984]

haahaha your right. my balls must smell like death as well .anyways i say the best place is when your dead and your body lets out all the gases and shit that built up in your body must be a smell that if u could bottle would get u famous..

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

well i am pretty cool.hahhah. yea people at work are starting to get mad. and when i fart im starting to think the hot shit smell is staying with me. im trying to get some older ladies love. but im afraid i smell like buring shit.

what job do have at wal-mart?

 

[LaserRed38 10+ year member]

Me and the ex used to dutch oven each other. She was awesome...girly when the time was right, but could hang like one of the guys (not like that *****) when it was cool too. Dammit I effed that up....

 

[tothemax1984]

i work on the ics team. reciving. i unload trucks pack out every were. im wally worlds *****. there ****ing with my days off i walked out today. i was like yea i dont want to change my days off. and they were to busy to care and i said i gota go. yea so when i fart its my way to sticking it to walmart.

 

[boltpride 10+ year member]

aw hell no, i rip those covers off when that goes down...i dont wanna saturate in that stench

But its coooooold! lol.

 

[phantom240 5,000+ posts]

during ***

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[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

i work on the ics team. reciving. i unload trucks pack out every were. im wally worlds *****. there ****ing with my days off i walked out today. i was like yea i dont want to change my days off. and they were to busy to care and i said i gota go. yea so when i fart its my way to sticking it to walmart.

ICS rocks....at least its better than cart boy or teller. I was in charge of the ICS team (grocery side) and the grocery department at a StupidCenter.

 

[MTXman 10+ year member]

In front of thousands of people, orating a speech.