What's the worst place to fart?

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

I've ripped some serious *** in a movie theater before.....a VERY quiet movie theater.

It was during mothman prophecies and I was extremely bored. The theatre was relatively empty except for a few couples.

I ripped the loudest fart I've ever done. All the guys laughed, all the girls hit their boyfriends. It was classic.

But as for the worst place, during a massage would be pretty bad, especially if its a hot chick masseuse. Having to fight off an erection AND farts would make the massage less than enjoyable. Doing one or the other is tough enough.

 

[duckfart 10+ year member]

In class , 30 minutes after eating a bowl of chilli

 

[DjiNN 10+ year member]

uhh .. First day .. at anything .. like First day of school in class .. first day at work .. during lunch ..

 

[BreakDaLaw 10+ year member]

in the bathtub if that hasnt been mentioned

 

[Trey803 5,000+ posts]

in a space suit

 

[dillinja666 10+ year member]

while getting the first bj from some hot chick you have been working on //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[DjiNN 10+ year member]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYJUl1IuFzQ

 

[jsapp720 10+ year member]

i let one out in an elevator ..... funny shit lol it was so bad choked me up ha

 

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

If you work anywhere with a walkin freezer, don't fart in there....it hangs forever

 

[Paul73 10+ year member]

while getting the first bj from some hot chick you have been working on //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

Winnar.

That would ****ing ****. I suppose it would be a great test though.....If she troopered through it to finish, then thats a ***** to marry.

 

[Mr.B 10+ year member]

this is a trick question, there is no "worst place/time to fart"

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

If you work anywhere with a walkin freezer, don't fart in there....it hangs forever

O, ive done that one before. Its like the ***** followed me.

 

[94Mazda626 10+ year member]

Middle of a 69 when the one on top is the one who sh!ts themselves