Whats the most rediculous ticket you've ever gotten?

XaznKewLguyX
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Well a few months ago, I got one for pedestrian in the roadway. I was literally a foot or two away from the sidewalk and the cop writes me up a ticket. Paid $123 (probably not much to half of you guys but dam money is scarce nowadays for a unemployed college student that doesn't get financial aid //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif). I Wanted to contest it but the earliest court date they could do is dec.7.

anyways i just got back from paying it and i just think its a rediculous ticket. anyone else with stupid tickets?

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I didnt get a ticket but i got pulled over while i was pulled over at a police station.. i was parked while my step dad went in to get my brother's car outta impound, and Lt. Spunkrocket McFuckstump comes rolling up behind me with lights a rolling and starts questioning why i had dealer tags and no seatbelt on, Im like i am parked and the car is OFF! and i got this car yesterday and he proceedes to wanna look in the car and ask 10001 questions and "warn" me about my tint

 
I got a ticket in Chicago for switching train cars on the CTA. .................I told the judge that there was a smelly homeless man in the car and I could not take his pungent odor anymore.

 
You got a ****ing jaywalking ticket? I didn't think they still gave those out...short of you dancing around on the freeway trying to cause wrecks.

 
I got one for "Glaring and Dazzling lights" back on high school. I had semi blue foglights and a 8" blue neon in the back window. When he wrote that on the ticket I asked him if he thought a dace club was driving down the road, he didnt think it was funny.

 
Riding my bmx bike downtown. I went to court over it. The DA (or whatever the local attorney is called) was going to let it go. Then the cop (who I hate) started pressing for it. So, judge laughed at the charge, but made me pay a fine. $100 for riding my bicycle. For real.

 
I got a speeding ticket for carring my ex wife to the hospital when she was in labor...//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif
And you divorced her over that? God, man...you were the one driving.

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