What the **** is wrong with people??

[mtlhead 10+ year member]

It's not a foot long. I mean, I couldn't go to get drinks, whip my dick out, place it on the bar, and use that as my pickup line.

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[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

2" long, 11" around
doesn't matter what size penis you have, you'd still be chasing ***** if you were a eunich. Why? I don't know, it's a male thing

Time to move to Japan

What I'm saying is that I'll never resort to fucking dead chicks until I've fucked every last live chick.

 

[Calikid 5,000+ posts]

yea, you should've used Chilito Grande??

That's a gnarly name, u would of definitely been a great help on the adult industry.

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[mtlhead 10+ year member]

What I'm saying is that I'll never resort to fucking dead chicks until I've fucked every last live chick.

do trannys count?

 

[Calikid 5,000+ posts]

do trannys count?

If it has a penis, no.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

do trannys count?

Only if it has a ******, and I've had *** with all the genetically correct women that are of legal age first.

 

[Seattle206 10+ year member]

It's not a foot long. I mean, I couldn't go to get drinks, whip my dick out, place it on the bar, and use that as my pickup line.

That might sound funny on paper but its quite the opposite when seen in real life...//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[mtlhead 10+ year member]

I like how we ripped this thread a new one...

Just like those kids ripped that de... eh ****...its too easy

 

[mtlhead 10+ year member]

Only if it has a ******, and I've had *** with all the genetically correct women that are of legal age first.

14 is legal in amsterdam //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif you need to specify, cuz right now your a *********

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

so...your pecker looks like a pizza //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

that's why i whip it out and say "eat that shit like it's got pepperoni on it bish", and sometimes, it does look like it has pepperoni on it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

That's a gnarly name, u would of definitely been a great help on the adult industry.
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If only they recognized my intelligence //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crying.gif.ec0ebefe590df0251476573bc49e46d8.gif

What I'm saying is that I'll never resort to fucking dead chicks until I've fucked every last live chick.

of course, i'm just relating with ya

 

[Seattle206 10+ year member]

^ truth

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

14 is legal in amsterdam //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif you need to specify, cuz right now your a *********

Legal to the area that I am in at the given time.

 

[mtlhead 10+ year member]

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

Legal to the area that I am in at the given time.

it's all legal if you don't get caught

 

[mtlhead 10+ year member]

you cant help but laugh