If she doesn't read your books, then why get her a card that she must read //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif
A better idea would be to hand her a $20 bill and say "I was going to at least put it inside of a card...but since you never actually read anything I get for you I figured there was no point"
pwnt her hardcore style
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