What are some things that cannot be done?

[kush-divinity 10+ year member]

Uh, you guys are gay.

Impossible to convince your wife to have a 3-way with her mother--SOBER.

 

[Spectrum]

You cannot shit a brick upside-down.

i beg to differ...i remember a site that had a chick in a bathtub with her *** pointing up and she shat all over herself

I didn't read through all 7 pages to see if this has been said, but you can't fold any piece of paper in half more than 12 times. It's impossible, no matter how big the paper is.

once again...mythbusters did it...and it was 7 times...here i have done all of the heavy lifting

 

[mtlhead 10+ year member]

i can lick my elbow //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[snb778 5,000+ posts]

smoke pot and be succesful //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif:laugh:

on a serious note... how bout eat 6 saltines in 60 seconds without water

 

[One Bad MOFO 10+ year member]

That's why we invented fisting.
Oh yeah, you cannot eat a tablespoon of ground cinnamon all the way with or whithout water.

But you can have fun getting others to try.

lol I was about to say that cinnamon thing. Its a hilarious thing to watch //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[Spectrum]

smoke pot and be succesful //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif:laugh:
on a serious note... how bout eat 6 saltines in 60 seconds without water

never tried it...off to do it now lol

Edit: just did it in 45 seconds...if you dont believe me i dont really care lol

 

[simpsonbuck 10+ year member]

Time travel

 

[qtipextra 5,000+ posts]

You cant drink a whole gallon of milk in an hour without puking. I have heard that, I have not tired it myself.

 

[qtipextra 5,000+ posts]

type a longer word than typewriter using only 1 row of keys.....

That's a neat fact.

 

[simpsonbuck 10+ year member]

You cant drink a whole gallon of milk in an hour without puking. I have heard that, I have not tired it myself.

I've seen people try it. Not something I will be doing anytime soon.

Go into a police station a take a crap right on the counter and not get your *** kicked.

 

[probmxstyle 10+ year member]

That's why we invented fisting.
Oh yeah, you cannot eat a tablespoon of ground cinnamon all the way with or whithout water.

But you can have fun getting others to try.

Lies, I have seen personally 2 ppl do it

 

[One Bad MOFO 10+ year member]

I've seen people try it. Not something I will be doing anytime soon.
Go into a police station a take a crap right on the counter and not get your *** kicked.

well everyone should try, or at least have someone they know try, the tablespoon of cinnamon sometime. Its way better than the milk and makes you think its easier...

 

[simpsonbuck 10+ year member]

Eat 10 hits of LSD and find your car in the parking lot.

Fail for me.

 

[Cravingbass123]

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[simpsonbuck 10+ year member]

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