What are some things that cannot be done?

[MyFartsStink 10+ year member]

sneeze without closing your eyes

I have done this before. But I held my eyelids open

 

[MyFartsStink 10+ year member]

You cannot shit a brick upside-down.

 

[MyFartsStink 10+ year member]

Well I am on the ****ing North Slope of Alaska and haven't seen my wife or son in over two weeksAnd my wife is more than decent looking FYI

Please keep this trash talking in pms please. I would like to engage in a awesome conversation without you ruining this thread. You penis.

 

[Spectrum]

You can't fold a piece of paper in half more than 8 times no matter how long it is

mythbusters did it

 

[jbizzle 5,000+ posts]

elbillug

**** it, I guess everything comes out backwards with my eyes closed //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[Rmsanger 10+ year member]

White men can simply not bottom out in black womenz.... = truth

 

[mcsoul 10+ year member]

White men can simply not bottom out in black womenz.... = truth

That's why we invented fisting.

Oh yeah, you cannot eat a tablespoon of ground cinnamon all the way with or whithout water.

But you can have fun getting others to try.

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

***** you don't know shit about me!!!! You never met me dumbass!!!I'm kinda skinny so I'm not intimidating like your big lurch ***

And THIS IS the OFF TOPIC section DUMBASS

I

enjoy the vacation

 

[bmxbikes 10+ year member]

gullible. Shit I added a period and did it with my eyes open.

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

You cannot survive a flying elbow drop off of the top rope.

 

[Ken448 10+ year member]

type a longer word than typewriter using only 1 row of keys.....

 

[blindskater1213 10+ year member]

gullible

Tehe, i get it

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

White men can simply not bottom out in black womenz.... = truth

BUUUULLLLSHIIIIIT!

You cannot survive a flying elbow drop off of the top rope.

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[billjones42 10+ year member]

I didn't read through all 7 pages to see if this has been said, but you can't fold any piece of paper in half more than 12 times. It's impossible, no matter how big the paper is.

 

[john denver 10+ year member]

you cant have a thread that wont get offtopic or start some kind of argument in it