What’s it like in your state right now?

[MattinMO]

Regarding COVID-19

My life hasn’t really changed I’ve mostly worked from home only really go into an office when there is an issue or meeting. And I’m kind of a homebody now a days anyway

Wife is now working from home so she’s kind of cramping my style I usually like to have an afternoon fap.

I got out of jury duty yesterday because they closed Missouri courts so that’s a plus

My little tikes daycare is still open so not having to chase him around the house while trying to work...for now we are afraid it may change.

Tonight at midnight all restaurants will be take out or delivery only. My mom works for Macy’s as a regional manager but they closed all they Macy’s and she told me she can babysit whenever but we literally have nowhere to go all bars, movie theaters casinos everywhere is closed.

Don’t even get me started on grocery shopping people are hoarding toilet paper like you going to eat that tp if push comes to shove?

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[wew lad 5,000+ posts]

Just a bunch of last minute panic buyers taking all the toilet paper, water, and soup. Besides that people are using the first drone delivery service in the USA to buy.... you guessed it... toilet paper.

 

[wew lad 5,000+ posts]

This is why I bought a few weeks of food a month and a half ago. Call it a nothingburger all you want, the charts say otherwise.

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

My life has been turned completely upside down. I took the tree fiddy out today and made the rounds. Hit up half a dozen supermarkets, a few butcher shops and a couple of liquor stores. Only got the essentials, a literal truckload of alcohol and meat. If Corona doesn't kill me liver failure will. So tonight we drink and eat like Kings. Oh yeah, and talk shit on Ye Ole Interwebs. Hi @wew lad

 

[Bobbytwonames 5,000+ posts]

I lived in Vegas for 48 years and have never seen casinos close. The Governor shut Vegas down last night. All bars, restaurants, and non-essential companies were forced to close. All gaming machines were turned off at midnight last night, until further notice. It's pretty much grocery stores and gas stations right now. I'm not sure if there is another city that relies more on tourism and gaming besides Vegas.

 

[Popwarhomie 5,000+ posts]

I have three rolls of paper towels left and a puppy that isn't quite house trained yet.... As for food i'm good. Went to Costco today. They limited chicken to one per customer.

 

[ThxOne Premium Member]

Yup and I work for a greedy pizza company who wont close because of some virus so I can shit at work and eat as much as needed.

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

If all else fails I'm headed to South Georgia. My fam owns a metric fuck ton of farm land and animals.

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

Yup and I work for a greedy pizza company who wont close because of some virus so I can shit at work and eat as much as needed.

That blows my mind. No way I'd be delivering shit to anyone.

 

[ThxOne Premium Member]

That blows my mind. No way I'd be delivering shit to anyone.

I know... I delivery to anywhere from 10 to 25 houses a day. When the doors open, I can smell everything inside their homes. Lots of weed and surprisingly... candles. But if I can smell in their houses, I can breathe in their Corona. Luckily my immune system is ok.

 

[THATpurpleKUSH 5,000+ posts]

I know... I delivery to anywhere from 10 to 25 houses a day. When the doors open, I can smell everything inside their homes. Lots of weed and surprisingly... candles. But if I can smell in their houses, I can breathe in their Corona. Luckily my immune system is ok.

If I lived closer I would order a pizza and fart right before I opened the door so you'd have to smell it.

 

[ThxOne Premium Member]

Imma deliver some lead to any mafucka tryin


If I lived closer I would order a pizza and fart right before I opened the door so you'd have to smell it.

As long as that is not a "tip" I am good lol

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

I know... I delivery to anywhere from 10 to 25 houses a day. When the doors open, I can smell everything inside their homes. Lots of weed and surprisingly... candles. But if I can smell in their houses, I can breathe in their Corona. Luckily my immune system is ok.

Lmao, someone else told me folks where buying up candles. Not gonna lie, I'm a pyro and LOVE candles

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

As long as that is not a "tip" I am good lol

Tip of this dick

 

[MattinMO]

Yeah delivery drivers are the real mvps right now Sunday we instacarted some groceries that the tike needed because no way in fuk I was gonna get out in that grocery store mess