Well, it took a month..

[ballplaya4237 10+ year member]

I think Christian people who stand outside of Walmart and hand me flyers trying to get me to come to their Church and give them money are annoying too...I don't know why but I don't have the nerve to just tell them leave me alone..smile and walk away..

I've never had any run-ins with any Mormon cults or anything..but I do live in Alabama, the heart of the Bible/Meth belt..between the two people can come up with some pretty wild ideas..

 

[smd4life 5,000+ posts]

put up an american flag, they won't stop then...

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Some of you guy's are funny sum b-itches

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

That one about the ketchup and knife and answering door made me //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[Ignatowski 5,000+ posts]

Whats so sad is how weak minded people can be ...

Falling for religious propaganda speeches and literature all the while the owner of the church they are sending thier oney into is driving around in his new 100K Mercedes Benz.... Fools

I see it so often in the bible belt where I live I am sure Utah is the same..

 

[saywhat? 5,000+ posts]

thats another reason i hate where i live. EVERYTIME i talk to someone they say "just let god do his thing, and you will be okay" and I have pissed quite a few people off by saying "you sit around and wait for him, and im gunna go figure all this out"

 

[80INCHES 5,000+ posts]

but the mormons finally showed up last night. I recently moved in with the G/F and I have been waiting for them to show up. As always they just wanted to know if "I wanted to hear the word of heavenly christ". I told the kids, "No, I'm not part of your cult and I don't care to be". After a few silent seconds one kid said "It's not a cult". I told him he can call it whatever he wants but you knocked on my door and I call it a cult. After that I just closed the door in thier face. I imagine they will be back next week. I think next time I'll invite them in and try to convert them to non-mormonism.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eyebrow.gif.fe2c18d8720fe8c7eaed347b21ea05a5.gif

convert them to bassism

80

 

[saywhat? 5,000+ posts]

no no no, tottieism LOL hes got a fan club, may as well make it a cult LOL

 

[ramos 5,000+ posts]

I think Christian people who stand outside of Walmart and hand me flyers trying to get me to come to their Church and give them money are annoying too...I don't know why but I don't have the nerve to just tell them leave me alone..smile and walk away..

Do that here quite frequently , but at d@mn near every store . //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif Had an old lady walk right up to me as I was coming out of krogers one day . Looked at me and said " Son are you going to hell ? " I looked at her and replied " Why , do you need a ride ? " //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[SATX210]

Well boys, I live in the heartland, UTAH!! If I pull the ***** thing they will have to come back just to save me from my evil, wicked ways. Me and my entire family have been through this all before. We have yet to find a way to get them to leave us alone. They always come back! I'm really thinking about inviting them in and tell them we can split the time. They can give thier spill for half of the time and I can try to convince them the other way for the rest of the time. Maybe after a few sesions of that tey will have had eough, then again......//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

have Decipha posted up in the front yard

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

I used to have a Jehovah's witness who came over every Sunday morning at 11am to try to convert me. I would always get super baked and eat a few xanax before he came over and just talk philosophy with him.. blind faith, existence of god, the suffering of the innocence ect.

The one day i forgot to take my pipe off the coffee table before he got there, and i noticed it when i was talking to him. So being totally fukked up, i thought i could cover it up with the bible he gave me and he wouldn't see it. I don't think it worked, because he never came back. He must have figured i was beyond saving.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Well, I think most religions are nothing but made up bull sh*t in order to surpress our own anxiety about what happens after death. This is why Ive always been a fan of the oriental "beliefs and followings". They dont so much provide an answer but just a moral grounds on how to live you life day to day. But I myself am agnostic/athiest. It changes day to day. But it really pisses me off whenever I see commercials like "Will you be saved if something happened tomorrow" and the people at intersection always holding the signs. I always throw in the nastiest Song I can find and just blast it whenever I pass them.

 

[the727kid 10+ year member]

I wish they came around here, I'd **** with them so bad.

 

[reneeb7363 10+ year member]

Have you actually heard some of the things that go on in the temple marriage? I have, scarry chit right thurr....//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gif

I was supposed to get married in the temple.... thank GAWD I found a rougue christian that showed me my evil mormon ways! Yes! I DO know what goes on inside the temple...including teenagers being baptised for the dead...etc...

YA! SCAREY! ---- CULT!

 

[hardrockfan 10+ year member]

Are mormoms those people who are in black dresses and have pamphlets and knock on yoru door a gazzilion times and ask if ya belive in god?