Well, it took a month..

[mr Tibbs 10+ year member]

but the mormons finally showed up last night. I recently moved in with the G/F and I have been waiting for them to show up. As always they just wanted to know if "I wanted to hear the word of heavenly christ". I told the kids, "No, I'm not part of your cult and I don't care to be". After a few silent seconds one kid said "It's not a cult". I told him he can call it whatever he wants but you knocked on my door and I call it a cult. After that I just closed the door in thier face. I imagine they will be back next week. I think next time I'll invite them in and try to convert them to non-mormonism.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eyebrow.gif.fe2c18d8720fe8c7eaed347b21ea05a5.gif

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[Ford302Redneck 10+ year member]

??????

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

Should have both of you show up to the door *****, covered in chocolate and feathers with death metal playing really loudly.

Guarantee they won't be back //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[Mitch86 5,000+ posts]

1.Paint an elephant on your lower region with your wang being the trunk.

2.Play pre-recorded elephant noises really loud

3. Charge the mormons.

 

[.::DuD3::. 10+ year member]

1.Paint an elephant on your lower region with your wang being the trunk. 2.Play pre-recorded elephant noises really loud

3. Charge the mormons.

lol wtf, how do people think of stuff like this

 

[mr Tibbs 10+ year member]

Thats a **** good idea. Showing up ***** when salesmen and mormons come over. We get them quite a bit even though we live in West Virginia

Well boys, I live in the heartland, UTAH!! If I pull the ***** thing they will have to come back just to save me from my evil, wicked ways. Me and my entire family have been through this all before. We have yet to find a way to get them to leave us alone. They always come back! I'm really thinking about inviting them in and tell them we can split the time. They can give thier spill for half of the time and I can try to convince them the other way for the rest of the time. Maybe after a few sesions of that tey will have had eough, then again......//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

 

[phyphoestilic 5,000+ posts]

lol wtf, how do people think of stuff like this

crack is hell of a drug //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[phyphoestilic 5,000+ posts]

Well boys, I live in the heartland, UTAH!! If I pull the ***** thing they will have to come back just to save me from my evil, wicked ways. Me and my entire family have been through this all before. We have yet to find a way to get them to leave us alone. They always come back! I'm really thinking about inviting them in and tell them we can split the time. They can give thier spill for half of the time and I can try to convince them the other way for the rest of the time. Maybe after a few sesions of that tey will have had eough, then again......//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

have them come in a serve them pig's blood, than turn on some satanic music and start a mosh pit with them. IF worse comes to worse and they dont leave u alone, whack off in front of them //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif :laugh: //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif :laugh:

 

[dkguitarist 5,000+ posts]

i feel sorry for you. my friend had those at his apartment complex. they can kiss my arse. just don't answer the door. that's what i do.

 

[ramos 5,000+ posts]

If you see them coming to the door .

1. go to kitchen

2. grab biggest knife you can find

3. Put ketchup on the knife and some one your hands and your arms

4. When they knock sling the door open and yell " What the f#ck do you want ? "

5. After they turn and run in disbelief go wash off the ketchup //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

P.s. It does work , but the cops might show up //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[phyphoestilic 5,000+ posts]

If you see them coming to the door .
1. go to kitchen

2. grab biggest knife you can find

3. Put ketchup on the knife and some one your hands and your arms

4. When they knock sling the door open and yell " What the f#ck do you want ? "

5. After they turn and run in disbelief go wash off the ketchup //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

P.s. It does work , but the cops might show up //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

they cant do anything tho. U havnt dont anything wrong. cops show up say u were making lunch. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[ramos 5,000+ posts]

Your right , the cops just laughed actually. But the mormons haven't been back since //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[bballrrt06 10+ year member]

crack is hell of a drug //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

cocaine*

 

[reneeb7363 10+ year member]

nah... c'mon guys... ask them questions they cant answer, like:

"Why don't you believe in the crusifiction of Christ but you consider yourselves a christian based faith?"

--that was the only thing my ex was good for, being a good christian and all, he could shame a missionary into inviting himself right out the door. LOL!

---oh, and if its not a cult why does it take all day to get married in a temple where no one but other mormons are allowed to partake in said ceremony and the bride and groom are seperated for all but the last 1/2 hour of the wedding ceremony? They are getting married (not being prepared for the ceremony mind you, but actually performing ) After marriage they must wear special undergarments and they believe they will be their own GODS in one of three plains of heaven depending on how righteous they live their lives on earth.

About the temple ceremonies..."members are taught to keep activities a secret because they are believed to be too "sacred" to discuss. They're not even allowed to discuss the details among themselves. "

I grew up in an insanely large Mormon Family and I truly believe they are a bunch of cultists right from the inside out! Check out this web page for more:

http://www.concernedchristians.org/nocomparison_temple7.php

 

[phyphoestilic 5,000+ posts]

cocaine*

doh morning post > me