It's the number of children that died from too much duct tape and lack of oxygen on his way home. He went with a electric car to make it easier to sneak up on them though. I mean we all hate that pesky engine noise when out for a late night kid napping.......Why is your mini-van called baby II
Because '***-pounding flaming head-nurse' woundnt fit on the license plate.Why is your mini-van called baby II
OK, back story:Why is your mini-van called baby II
I see....OK, back story:
In the late 1990's I owned and drove a 1985 3/4 ton Suburban to support my whitewater kayaking habit (which I sorely miss too!). Anyway, that 3/4 ton Suburban was a real gas hog! 11MPG on the highway, in the city, hell PARKED!! ROFL!!! It was a Beast so I called it Beastie! Then I bought another slightly later model Suburban and called it Beastie II. Then both were stolen one month apart and while I got both back, I was contemplating moving to NYC to be with my then Nepali girlfriend so I sold ALL my internal combustion powered vehicles and started taking "public transportation" exclusively (saved a LOT of $$ on gas too as you can imagine!)
Well, I never did move to NYC and my Nepali girlfriend and I broke up. Then one day when we were searching for a new housemate in the shared student living house I was living in at the time (and I was looking for a "new" vehicle to support my whitewater kayaking habit!)) a woman looking at the room we had available drive up in a pretty red 1994 Dodge Caravan with a "For Sale" sign on it and while this women did not end up taking the room I DID end up buying her 1994 Caravan. And I made it into MY KAYAKING/CAMPING vehicle for 10 years! But that 1994 Caravan did not seem Beastly to me so I didn't feel it appropriate/comfortable to call her Beastie III because she was a "she" and NOT BEASTLY!!
So I named her "Baby"!!
And I miss Baby! But she got killed coming up on two years ago on Halloween Oct 31, 2016:
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Then I bought a 2006 Grand Caravan, so "Baby II"! (I think she's a hermaphrodite, or at least butch! ;-) )
John Kuthe...
You really do have issues, i hope you dont tear another kids buttholeOK, back story:
In the late 1990's I owned and drove a 1985 3/4 ton Suburban to support my whitewater kayaking habit (which I sorely miss too!). Anyway, that 3/4 ton Suburban was a real gas hog! 11MPG on the highway, in the city, hell PARKED!! ROFL!!! It was a Beast so I called it Beastie! Then I bought another slightly later model Suburban and called it Beastie II. Then both were stolen one month apart and while I got both back, I was contemplating moving to NYC to be with my then Nepali girlfriend so I sold ALL my internal combustion powered vehicles and started taking "public transportation" exclusively (saved a LOT of $$ on gas too as you can imagine!)
Well, I never did move to NYC and my Nepali girlfriend and I broke up. Then one day when we were searching for a new housemate in the shared student living house I was living in at the time (and I was looking for a "new" vehicle to support my whitewater kayaking habit!)) a woman looking at the room we had available drive up in a pretty red 1994 Dodge Caravan with a "For Sale" sign on it and while this women did not end up taking the room I DID end up buying her 1994 Caravan. And I made it into MY KAYAKING/CAMPING vehicle for 10 years! But that 1994 Caravan did not seem Beastly to me so I didn't feel it appropriate/comfortable to call her Beastie III because she was a "she" and NOT BEASTLY!!
So I named her "Baby"!!
And I miss Baby! But she got killed coming up on two years ago on Halloween Oct 31, 2016:
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Then I bought a 2006 Grand Caravan, so "Baby II"! (I think she's a hermaphrodite, or at least butch! ;-) )
John Kuthe...