Trying to catch my roommate cheating on bf with my best friend need advice.

[trunks9_us 10+ year member]

ok so i am pretty sure my best friend is making out with my roommate right now. I am basically not friends with him anymore but i cant tell him due to somethings that might get me get me in trouble with the law if i tell him we arent friends anymore. I believe he will snitch on me. So anyways i am ignoring him for now but here is the story. Ok so i lived by myself last year in this apartment and i didnt have ppl here when i was not here. anyways when i had my roommate move in august i tried to keep them apart b/c i was trying to stop this problem from ever occuring. Anyways about 2 weeks ago he came over to throw out a bed for me cause i dont have a truck. anyways my gf lives with me and he stayed her for like 3 - 4 hrs. So i was nice and i calle dhim up after he left my house and tried to be as nice as i can since we been friends for like 4 years. Anyways i said i would really appreciate it if you did not come over when i was not home i said how would you like it if i was at your house when you were not there i told him i said i dont care if you hang out with my roommate and but do it out side of my house trying to talk to him friend as friend and not be a dick to my new roommate. Anyways he come over a few days later when im at work and he calls me before he comes over and say what u doing when he knows i am working cause i work everyday day at the same time. so i said i am working late today but he comes over anyways. HE TELLS HER everything i said to him and she is mad at me now but my roommate wont say anything to me i tried to confront her but nothing happened. So 1 i am mad at him for calling me and then coming over after i told him not to when i was not there and he does it anyways after agree?? So i am off today acting like i was asleep to ignor him and he is with her and i hear this kissing noise i dont know if it is for sure but what other noise is kissing when the room is silent and no talking, Its all i can think of. Anyways should i tell her bf or not? I dont wanna start drama up at my place so i say no but i dont want him my ex best friend her any more either. Anyways any ideas what i should do?

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[tapout 5,000+ posts]

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[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

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[mtlhead 10+ year member]

kick him in the taint, and have *** with her

problem solved

 

[Twistid 5,000+ posts]

Trying to catch my roommate cheating on bf with my best friend need advice

so your roomate is cheating on his boyfriend with your best friend who i also assume is a man?

gay *** ftl?

 

[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

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lol

is a post:fyi:

 

[punch 10+ year member]

ok so i am pretty sure my best friend is making out with my roommate right nowQUOTE]
so whats the problem your roomate is screwing your best freind good for him, why is this your business???

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

wat?

 

[canadapettit 10+ year member]

wow, thats comitment right there

 

[mtlhead 10+ year member]

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are you calling him a pussy?

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Why is it such a big deal if your roommate is there too? Sounds like there is more to the issue than what you are telling.

 

[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

His roomate is a female iirc