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[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

my wife works at the mall and she called me on her lunch break. She was at Subway and was with her friend Sara...who is mildly hot with huge tits..and little did i know that she was on speaker phone because my cell was on speaker also. So she proceeds to order a cold cut trio 12" white and i said over the phone " i'll give you a hot **** trio 12" white (not that i have a 12" **** --i never lie on my ****)and i hear her and Sara and about 10 other people bust out laughing. So Sara grabs the phone and says " What about me?" I thought it was my wife and i reply " I was talking to you" so my wife thinks i want to bone her friend now.

sO i tell my wife to bring Sara home tonite......so now i'm in the doghouse

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[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

my wife works at the mall and she called me on her lunch break. She was at Subway and was with her friend Sara...who is mildly hot with huge tits..and little did i know that she was on speaker phone because my cell was on speaker also. So she proceeds to order a cold cut trio 12" white and i said over the phone " i'll give you a hot **** trio 12" white (not that i have a 12" **** --i never lie on my ****)and i hear her and Sara and about 10 other people bust out laughing. So Sara grabs the phone and says " What about me?" I thought it was my wife and i reply " I was talking to you" so my wife knows i want to bone her friend now.


sO i tell my wife to bring Sara home tonite......so now i'm in the doghouse

fixed it

 

[steveyhustle]

LMAO fuk it , fux her friend! and take pics

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

LMAO fuk it , fux her friend! and take pics

believe me....if i did hit it...i would post pics

 

[steveyhustle]

hahaha is she bringin her home? ask for a 3some fux it lol. i wanna see her huge tits

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

hahaha is she bringin her home? ask for a 3some fux it lol. i wanna see her huge tits

holy hell...so do i.....i'm bout to go fap right now thinking of them bigguns

 

[steveyhustle]

LOLOLOLOLOL is ur wife hot? pics? :-x

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

hahaha is she bringin her home? ask for a 3some fux it lol. i wanna see her huge tits

and if my wife is a freak like that i'll be fuggin pissed off

that i had to wait 10 years to find out she was a freak like that

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

LOLOLOLOLOL is ur wife hot? pics? :-x

i think so....thats why i married her

 

[steveyhustle]

Lolol Pics=

 

[peas247 10+ year member]

hahahaha

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

In otherwords, she can't cook.

'tis true