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Message: <blockquote data-quote="bonesninja" data-source="post: 4480780" data-attributes="member: 557079">my wife works at the mall and she called me on her lunch break. She was at Subway and was with her friend Sara...who is mildly hot with huge tits..and little did i know that she was on speaker phone because my cell was on speaker also. So she proceeds to order a cold cut trio 12" white and i said over the phone " i'll give you a hot **** trio 12" white (not that i have a 12" **** --i never lie on my ****)and i hear her and Sara and about 10 other people bust out laughing. So Sara grabs the phone and says " What about me?" I thought it was my wife and i reply " I was talking to you" so my wife thinks i want to bone her friend now.sO  i tell my wife to bring Sara home tonite......so now i'm in the doghouse</blockquote>

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