AlterEgo99
5,000+ posts
Streaming consciousness
33...I was a 32 but I'm gettin' old and fat. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif
33...I was a 32 but I'm gettin' old and fat. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif
I like it when the water splashes into my hairy crack...makes the wipin' easier. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gifnot as bad as when muh cawk hangs down in the water
That is why when we built our new house we had a taller, wider toilet installed in the master bathroom...I could fall asleep on that fucker...then if I have to shit at work it's back to sitting on a toilet with my knees under my chin and my legs fall asleep after 2 minutes....oh the horror.Im not drunk, this is my dinner beer //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif
ps i hate when i get off the poop and my legs are asleep
lulz...you sir...yeeeeessssssssssiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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