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[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

Sometimes i like to eat a hersheys bar while im shitting.
Makes me feel weird

the whole in and out thing

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

yup

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

Oh noez

beer run

but risk dwi?

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

wish i had some porkchops all i got is two bags of uncle rays, one kosher dill, one salt and vinegar

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

Oh noez
beer run

but risk dwi?

already got that over with

 

[nateberrier 10+ year member]

i usually take a midol then my skinny jeans fit

Hi-five!

Lol I cant do that tight. 5s are about the smallest i can go lulz

thats just wrong

Hate when the water splashes my balls

Sometimes i like to eat a hersheys bar while im shitting.
Makes me feel weird

Eh, smells dont mix

 

[nateberrier 10+ year member]

We just took another pig in so well have bacon and shit. Love livin on a farm yo.

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

that was a joke, i wear a size 38

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

I remember this retarded kid at school once told me out of nowhere:

"HAY DID JOO KNOW DAT GOATS HAVE ******* JUSS LIKE GIRLS?"

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

that was a joke, i wear a size 38

34

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

6'5" wit some gunz brah

 

[nateberrier 10+ year member]

pfft i wear skinny jeans when i go out sometimes. that way girls dont have to ask if my dick is huge.

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

Sometimes i like to eat a hersheys bar while im shitting.
Makes me feel weird

I was drinkin' a Corona and readin' during my latest visit to the dump camp. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

pfft i wear skinny jeans when i go out sometimes. that way girls dont have to ask if my dick is huge.

Isn't that what extra socks are for??????

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

Hate when the water splashes my balls

not as bad as when muh cawk hangs down in the water