Top 10 douchebag cars

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

vettes are more douhebag cars than mustangs.
i drive a mustang, and im not a douschebag

F*** all haters

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Hows it feel to be a jealous mustang drivin douchebag?

 

[lil_italy773 10+ year member]

This list is just going with the stereoptypes of what you see a lot of. There's a bazillion box stock civics driven by ma & pa types just doing the daily commute. But you also see a butt load with big *** wings, fart tips, etc...
I had the pleasure of racing one in my box stock altima a few years ago. My oldest sons were embarassed when I pulled up next to him and revved my engine. Not sure how the hell he even heard it, but he did and got all happy. I powerbraked it to the floor and on the first hint of green slapped a holeshot on him. Here comes the buzz bomb playing chase, but I still had 3-4 car lengths on him at 75mph, so the point was proven. Imagine if I slapped a top fuel dragster wing on my ride LOL

Around me the worst drivers are the Focus Z3, Z whatever shitboxes. They F'ing drive slow as ****, cut you off, pull out in front of you, etc... I'm assuming when you sign the finance papers for one they give you a lobotomy or something...

could sumone photoshop this on a turnburner civic that would be great!!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[hzsogood 5,000+ posts]

ok add a turbo to any reasonably fast car and it will surpass a civic anyday. its not your civic, its the turbo, civics FTL. oh and by the way...ive seen way more 90's f-150s and 90's silverados that fit the dodge ram discription. yes i own one but mine is clean and does not fit that discription at all. Also a subaru sti will put a stand against any car from the factory. the handling and acceleration from their 4wd really is impressive

lol, i hope your talking about compact import classes only:laugh:

 

[bw_audio 10+ year member]

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[mlstrass 5,000+ posts]

could sumone photoshop this on a turnburner civic that would be great!!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

What's up Mario??? You going to be at the show tomorrow as I'll be stopping by after work.

Back to the thread: so who can buy a Vette and not be a douche?

I personally don't care for them as I'm more into muscle cars vs sports cars. They offer a LOT of performance for the $$$ compared to a lot of exotics, so some non-douche guys who know that must buy them instead since they don't need a Ferrari sized extension //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[m48xhp 10+ year member]

lets see, id go:

10. Civic (wheter Si or not, most think they are hot shit)

9. Nissan 350Z, 370Z (cause they think their rice is somehow better than all other ricers)

8. v6 mustang, camaro, firebird teenagers (i was one...see sig)

7. Anything with Z71 on the back (yo truck aint shit if it aint a Z71)

6. BMW 3 (exactly what the first post said)

5. SRT-4 Neon or Caliber (they bought an overpriced neon that is still cheap piece)

4. Non-Prius Hybrid (Camry, Fusion, Civic, Insight, Lexus, Highlander, Escape, etc.) (smugness is not very high, but they still feel entitled because of their greenedness)

3. F350 Dually (for driving in two lanes, or oncoming traffic, or parking in 2 or 4 spaces just cause its so big i own the road)

2. Toyota Prius (smugness VERY high. lets just be real...they are better than EVERYBODY!)

1. Hummer H2 (cause they found a way they could afford the biggest baddest manliest vehicle for only $50k or so...oh wait, they just overpaid for a Tahoe with a body kit. its not a real Hummer.)

edit: honorable mention: Scion xB (cause these super cool guys with their large frame euro glasses and spiked hair are ballin in their box wagon.)

another note: all automatically become d-bag cars when their driver must back into every parking space

 

[Zellner 10+ year member]

lol, i hope your talking about compact import classes only:laugh:

im talking and car import and domestic. a turbo on a mustang leaves you with around 450 rwhp minimum with a decent one aka "bye bye turbo civic". Not to mention my brothers turboed mustang sounds straight BAD A$$

 

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

I will miss being a douchebag in my truck. Was fun to roll past hybrids in my 8mpg ride when they looked up at me with disgust because I'm using up all the gas they are saving.

 

[SplAffair 10+ year member]

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Hows it feel to be a jealous mustang drivin douchebag?

 

[SomeDonnieDude 10+ year member]

I eat Civics up like french fries in my Z... sumtimes I wish I had a little catchup to make it all the sweeter

 

[Proximity 10+ year member]

How about pontiac solstices. There is a guy who owns a tanning place next door to where I work and he treats his like it's a ****ing 80 thousand dollar car, parking diagonally and taking up two lanes and shit.

 

[lil_italy773 10+ year member]

What's up Mario??? You going to be at the show tomorrow as I'll be stopping by after work.
Back to the thread: so who can buy a Vette and not be a douche?

I personally don't care for them as I'm more into muscle cars vs sports cars. They offer a LOT of performance for the $$$ compared to a lot of exotics, so some non-douche guys who know that must buy them instead since they don't need a Ferrari sized extension //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

hey mike, yeah ill be there for the show tomorrow. good cant wait to see yer new SQL machine

i like how civic/acura owners think when they stick on one of those metal kazoos and air intake that makes them fast.

 

[2NYCE 10+ year member]

Iroc Z bishes!

 

[Stephen_c 10+ year member]

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[2NYCE 10+ year member]

you guys hear michael jackson died?//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

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