tommyk90 is having an affair with me. he is preggy. sorry UCP.

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Not entirely true - but almost.Me and a group of buddies got very intoxicated one evening and after discussing the urban legend that we had often heard about this we walked to the grocery store (no one was in any shape to even think about driving anywhere) and bought an E.P.T. deal.

Cory (one of our group) tested himself and it came back with a positive result.

We're still searching for the mother //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif...

Ahhhhhhhh you guys were sober enough to know not to drink and drive, but drunk enough to realize we should walk and get a a preg test??//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

That is an instant classic!

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

Feels kinda goofy

I take it no one told him that he wasn't supposed to take it anally?

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

so tommyk is pregnant? if sblazer is the father the size of that baby will kill him, or he'll just crap out a type r

other then that i don't get the thread

 

[req 5,000+ posts]

basically tommay is a SQ *****.

when the squeers whip it out, he cant help it. he even mounted the tweeters!

i cant believe it. but it was a one night thing!