tommyk90 is having an affair with me. he is preggy. sorry UCP.

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im trying to ignore him. because im not his sugar daddy.

but i think he is gonna call the cops. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/blackeye.gif.66a1670f5aaf7f406e783a63e3387dc5.gif

 
It's true.

Andy knocked me up during our homecoming dance and is denying that it's his.

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EDIT: 8900 posts FTW.

What can I say, boredom got the best of me.

 
Just as an //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif Tommy - since you are male if you take that preggers test it will come out positive each and every time. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

Something about the pH level in human male urine fudging up the test...

 
Prowler speaking from experience //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif
Not entirely true - but almost.

Me and a group of buddies got very intoxicated one evening and after discussing the urban legend that we had often heard about this we walked to the grocery store (no one was in any shape to even think about driving anywhere) and bought an E.P.T. deal.

Cory (one of our group) tested himself and it came back with a positive result.

We're still searching for the mother //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif...

 
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