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[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

OMG heres a story that happened last night....
So my friend just broke up with his girl last night ok....I was at the bar with him and a few OTHER girls.....THEY were goin to another bar, So I was gonna go to his house and hang out with his roomate....I go there, and his g/f's car is in his driveway, so I drove by, called the kid at the house and just said "yes or no, is she in the house?" He says "yea, she is in his room, throwin shit all over the place, tearning the room apart, drunk, going psycho" She was breaking pictures, trying to take shit from him, and she isnt even on the lease for the house anymore, but she had a key to the house still!! PSYCHO BIOTCHES!!!!!! We had to rig the door so it wouldnt be able to open!!!

I have dated 2 PYSCHO biotches..I have gotten beaten by them two.. I seems to always get the crazy ones..

And both serious relationships I have been in, I have gotten screwed over... Treat the witch like a princess, and in return get dropped like a bomb.

Most of my friends take the 4 "F" route .. Find um, finger um, f**k um, forget um.

I just can't bring myself to do that though

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

OMG heres a story that happened last night....
So my friend just broke up with his girl last night ok....I was at the bar with him and a few OTHER girls.....THEY were goin to another bar, So I was gonna go to his house and hang out with his roomate....I go there, and his g/f's car is in his driveway, so I drove by, called the kid at the house and just said "yes or no, is she in the house?" He says "yea, she is in his room, throwin shit all over the place, tearning the room apart, drunk, going psycho" She was breaking pictures, trying to take shit from him, and she isnt even on the lease for the house anymore, but she had a key to the house still!! PSYCHO BIOTCHES!!!!!! We had to rig the door so it wouldnt be able to open!!!

the kid that wa sin the house didnt do anything?

I have dated 2 PYSCHO biotches..I have gotten beaten by them two.. I seems to always get the crazy ones..
And both serious relationships I have been in, I have gotten screwed over... Treat the witch like a princess, and in return get dropped like a bomb.

Most of my friends take the 4 "F" route .. Find um, finger um, f**k um, forget um.

I just can't bring myself to do that though

you got beaten?

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Yes..Physically abused...I should have known better than to date the first..A guy I knew that dated her almost had to get a restraining order! but she was hottt.... She slapped the hell out of me, hit me in the face with her fist, etc when I would crack a joke about her..Just kidding around..she was pyscho..

Second was pancake *****..she kicked me in the balls at a party we had b/c her hot friend was helping me do a back bend..everytime pancake ***** got drunk she was a total biotch..we would get into an argument and she would hit me and stuff......i had to restrain her several times..girl left me with several bruises from pinching

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif you liked being beaten by females didnt you?

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

not really...i just get attached to the crazy ones and don't end it soon enough..

there is a hole in the wall in pancake's apartment...after i recovered from the low blow I knocked the hell out of the wall.

 

[ballstothewall 10+ year member]

Getting my *** kicked by my girlfriends is not something I would be admitting no a public forum, especially this one...

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

not really...i just get attached to the crazy ones and don't end it soon enough..
there is a hole in the wall in pancake's apartment...after i recovered from the low blow I knocked the hell out of the wall.

WOW your fist went through drywall. What next, paper? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

 

[ballstothewall 10+ year member]

WOW your fist went through drywall. What next, paper? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

A thread that says he broke his hand trying it again but found a stud... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif :laugh:

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

A thread that says he broke his hand trying it again but found a stud... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif :laugh:

lol..now that would be funny

 

[yne721 10+ year member]

Their is no such thing of 101% my good man.

oh that's where you're wrong.

101 is 101 percent of 100.

ever heard statistics, and this is just an example from my head, like "after taking this pill most patients have shown 150% more brain activity"