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[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

im starting to come to terms with the fact that all girls around here are completely useless...

most women are simply a life support system for a pvssy.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/boink.gif.91933e72f927f2cefc79aff02573090c.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/escape.gif.52b661afb17bde1db0e0c7da97e75b38.gif

 

[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

most women are simply a life support system for a pvssy.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/boink.gif.91933e72f927f2cefc79aff02573090c.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/escape.gif.52b661afb17bde1db0e0c7da97e75b38.gif

exactly what ive been noticing...hopefully its not too much longer for me //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

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[dkmesa 10+ year member]

Yeah, I feel ya...hopefully I have a good 10 years before I get involved in a SERIOUS relationship. I want time to play with my money, before I blow it on future wife and kids...

Am I the only one that doesn't get beer goggles?
Seriously, when I'm at the bar and get shitfaced, I think my standards go up...it's weird.

duh, errtime...hooked up with a chick 3 times drunk...now she calls me all the time, but I just can't do it sober...

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

I'm starting to wonder why I never frequented bars more often...started going out more and more past 2 months and jesus christ, the girls around here wang chung.

 

[Bloodstalker999 10+ year member]

haha what if u forget ?!
i also dont really try to hook up with anyone when im plastered to many bad things can happen

Smart man, I know from experiance:crap:

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

who said we were talking about me?

Secret

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

When I go to a party that I know I'm staying at for awhile and getting hammered, I make mental notes of whos ugly and whos hot for later... *while I'm still sober*

thats a great idea.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

im starting to come to terms with the fact that all girls around here are completely useless...

minus whale be gay.

I'm starting to wonder why I never frequented bars more often...started going out more and more past 2 months and jesus christ, the girls around here wang chung.

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[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

eh?

 

[pervertatoid 10+ year member]

Am I the only one that doesn't get beer goggles?
Seriously, when I'm at the bar and get shitfaced, I think my standards go up...it's weird.

I've had this happen, and actually ruined a chick's bachelorette party because of it. She wasn't really as ugly as I kept telling her she was (I saw her before I slammed a pitcher of margarita)...but hey, I was drunk. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

but preston is right

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Dont get into relationships. They are just a pain in the ***.

Then my guess is you're doing it wrong. Try inserting the ***** in her *** next time. It won't hurt you as much then.

 

[BassAddictJ 5,000+ posts]

stick with the triffeling hookers kids. they're alot easier to deal with and probly have cervical cancer so bad that they cant get pregnate. shoulda gone that route homie......

 

[snb778 5,000+ posts]

OMG heres a story that happened last night....

So my friend just broke up with his girl last night ok....I was at the bar with him and a few OTHER girls.....THEY were goin to another bar, So I was gonna go to his house and hang out with his roomate....I go there, and his g/f's car is in his driveway, so I drove by, called the kid at the house and just said "yes or no, is she in the house?" He says "yea, she is in his room, throwin shit all over the place, tearning the room apart, drunk, going psycho" She was breaking pictures, trying to take shit from him, and she isnt even on the lease for the house anymore, but she had a key to the house still!! PSYCHO BIOTCHES!!!!!! We had to rig the door so it wouldnt be able to open!!!

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Then my guess is you're doing it wrong. Try inserting the ***** in her *** next time. It won't hurt you as much then.

zing!