This is still funny...

[Nikuk 5,000+ posts]

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: - - - silence - -

HUSBAND: "F**k"

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[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

roffle

 

[T9X 10+ year member]

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[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

that made me chuckle out loud. nothing more. that terry tate thread made me laugh tho

 

[bigwheel15 10+ year member]

Haha!

 

[dustinr 10+ year member]

lol..

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

how do you make your dish washer work?

slap her again

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

how do you make your dish washer work?

slap her again

That Cascade ad is wrong...she is the dish washer...

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

thats why your sisters going to learn how to be a righty

 

[Hook Me Up 10+ year member]

HAha that is great

 

[andy1234 10+ year member]

lol

 

[Brock 5,000+ posts]

lololol

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

lolololol