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<blockquote data-quote="Nikuk" data-source="post: 1129650" data-attributes="member: 555692">WIFE: &quot;What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?&quot;HUSBAND: &quot;Definitely not!&quot;WIFE: &quot;Why not - don&#039;t you like being married?&quot;HUSBAND: &quot;Of course I do.&quot;WIFE: &quot;Then why wouldn&#039;t you remarry?&quot;HUSBAND: &quot;Okay, I&#039;d get married again.&quot;WIFE: &quot;You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).WIFE: &quot;Would you live in our house?&quot;HUSBAND: &quot;Sure, it&#039;s a great house.&quot;WIFE: &quot;Would you sleep with her in our bed?&quot;HUSBAND: &quot;Where else would we sleep?&quot;WIFE: &quot;Would you let her drive my car?&quot;HUSBAND: &quot;Probably, it is almost new.&quot;WIFE: &quot;Would you replace my pictures with hers?&quot;HUSBAND: &quot;That would seem like the proper thing to do.&quot;WIFE: &quot;Would she use my golf clubs?&quot;HUSBAND: &quot;No, she&#039;s left-handed.&quot;WIFE: - - - silence - -HUSBAND: &quot;F**k&quot;__________________</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Nikuk, post: 1129650, member: 555692"] WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face). HUSBAND: (makes audible groan). WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." WIFE: - - - silence - - HUSBAND: "F**k" __________________ [/QUOTE]

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