This is funny

nick3470
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2 nights ago my brother's hubcaps got stolen outside our house, and i live in a small town in rural iowa, so he easily found out who did it

the way he found out: the guy was dumb enough to put them on his car the next morning, so that night he went and stole them back, but just to make it more fun, he took the spark plugs and wires from the car, cut em in half, and left em on the drivers seat

ive taught him well

 
who the hell leaves their car unlocked?

and he should have done something more than that. something like adjusting the air/fuel screw so that he runs super rich and uses alot of gas or wired his head lights to his blinkers. i can think of 10000 things i would have done. but thats funny anyway.

 
I leave my car unlocked. But then again ppl around here go to bed with their front doors wide open. Im not shittin ya either, my neighbors do. But that was some funny shit Terminator, I laughed my *** off to the headlights to blinkers lol.

 
hahah good shit //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif :D //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 
What you did was funny but i would have put ink in his wiper fluid and smeared something on his window so he would have to wipe it off and get ink all over.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 
Originally posted by Goddyd4me u guys are a tad vindictive......remind me to stay on ur good side....heh
Dont worry i have no desire to drive all that way just to mess with your car. Im gonna get your house too.:p No just messing.

 
well if u can get to my car and not be serously injured u can have whatever u get......meet my little friend....

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then there's my friends in the house....

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enjoy....

 
I went to High School with this kid (one of the craziest people i've ever met) who got his system stolen by another classmate. Well the idiot who stole it decided to install it in his car the very same day and bump loud as hell around school the next day. So the guy broke into his car, took everything back, then chained his steering wheel to his door handle and put a lock on it, ripped out his spark plugs and cut the wires going to his battery, and used a soldering iron to burn "DONT FU*K WITH ME" in the driver seat.

 
Sorry, I'm more of a violent person..I would have just beat his car with a mald, busted his windows out..Then beat the ever leaving SHIT out of his ***!! Then after we got done kicking his *** or beaking something like a nose...Told him, you still owe me for what you stole...Either pay for it, give it back..or we will continuously kick your *** and beat your car up //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

Blake

 
Originally posted by Goddyd4me well if u can get to my car and not be serously injured u can have whatever u get......meet my little friend....

 

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then there's my friends in the house....

 

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enjoy....
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Is That a great dane? I have a boxer and yours is way bigger.

 
a good trick i heard was to take shaving cream aerosole bottle, taking liquid nitrogen (really cold stuff). Soak the bottom 1" of the bottle in it for like 5 minutes, cut the bottle open and the shaving cream will be like a little dish.. throw it in a car, and then close all doors and windows. When they open the door it pressurizes and an equilivent of a hole shaving cream bottle splats everywhere..

haha, personally ide screw with wiring too.. wire blikbers to the alarm make it blow fuses...

 
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