Thinking about getting a monkey as a pet

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

It would be a HUGE pain in the *** in my opinion. My wife has an aunt who has had several that she has raised that will eventually be placed in the homes of disabled people to assist them.
She has a habit of bringing the little bastards to family functions. She is the ONLY person in the family that thinks the mean little shits are in any way amusing.

I really would not want to have to worry about WTF do we do with the monkey every time I wanted to leave the house. It would be like having to perpetually care for a toddler --- with an extremely bad attitude.

Caring for dogs is bad enough. But at least with them you can put them in the backyard, load up their bowls and let 'em take of themselves if you need to go somewhere (like work).

what if i got it an xbox? or a speak and spell

 

[99gtxgolfer 10+ year member]

No

 

[rtillaree 10+ year member]

my uncle had a spider monkey when i was a kid, it was old, they had it for something like 22 years or so...he was loud and full of energy, enjoyed his cigarettes and beer and he crapped all the time...

he was cool 15% of the time and the other 85% of the time he was a pain in the ***...

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

are we talking about your uncle or the monkey?

 

[rtillaree 10+ year member]

oh...um...zing?

 

[o2 SENTRA 10+ year member]

God no,my friend had some **** monkey and the the thing cornholed him while he was asleep.Economically,the monkey did him a world of good.He now owns the first bed and breakfast for monkeys in the world!!!!!!!!!!

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

what if i got it an xbox? or a speak and spell

OMG. That should keep the little bastage occupied.

 

[Beat_Dominator 5,000+ posts]

My dad had one when he was a kid. Worst pet ever he says.

 

[Imtjnotu 5,000+ posts]

this is a hairless monkey. very beautiful when you shave 'em.

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/iagree.gif.15d6c075ee8d3913ba26866d06993068.gif ..now jail bait it

 

[southstylestang 10+ year member]

what if i got it an xbox? or a speak and spell

lmao i could see that. also where the hell do you go to buy a monkey or any other exotic animal.

 

[Twistid 5,000+ posts]

well thats about 5-7 people that had/known people with monkeys and say it was a bad decision

http://www.petmonkey.info/testimonials.htm

 

[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/iagree.gif.15d6c075ee8d3913ba26866d06993068.gif ..now jail bait it

she's over 30. can't be classified as jail bait.

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

my monkey would kick it and roll blunts for me !! CHUUCH

 

[Imtjnotu 5,000+ posts]

she's over 30. can't be classified as jail bait.

shit then whos mom is that..i wouldnt mind spending the night

 

[NeverEnuffBass 10+ year member]

well thats about 5-7 people that had/known people with monkeys and say it was a bad decision
http://www.petmonkey.info/testimonials.htm

Those people got fcked up by the monkeys!